Vysionone Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Granted. It is an R/C helicopter that is as big as a wallet. I wish that Eeloo was made of vanilla ice-cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jim Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Granted... but you are now massively lactose intolerant... I wish I had a Tardis... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Granted, but people keep filling it with trash, causing it to catch on fire. I wish we have a dedicated sci-fi/sci-fantast channel on digital TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Granted, but for the first six months is a non-stop My Little Pony marathon! I wish for a cold and cloudy day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dobelong Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Welcome to the north pole. I wish that I had a dinosaur dragon buddy named Scott Manley so that we could go and slay all the evil stuffs in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 All I can say is: You're going to have an Intense Dragon Adventure. I wish for a fire alarm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mycroft Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Granted, but it always goes off, ruining your hearing forever, making you unable to listen to anyone, even your GPS, so you get horribly lost, miss the speed limit sign on an unoccupied road that says 25 and instead go 50. The police chases you, but since you can't hear his siren, you don't pull over, which lands you in jail in a part of the country where no one knows or cares about you. I wish my computer was fast. At all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimate Steve Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Granted. Your computer runs a marathon with its new bionic legs and runs off a cliff. I wish that I get to go to Mars. Alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 You were not smart enough to say anything about getting back, so you stay there. Alone. Forever. I wish my phone's battery never ran out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Granted, it never runs out because the screen is fried. I wish to go home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mycroft Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Granted, but your home is burnt to the ground. Hehe I wish the next person to post would turn into a harmless black ant on the Mun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dobelong Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 The battery runs... into your body, dealing a fatal electric dose. Lemme be more specific; I want a Mil mi-17. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mycroft Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Dobelong said: The battery runs... into your body, dealing a fatal electric dose. Lemme be more specific; I want a Mil mi-17. Somebody's a tad late... And also an ant on the Mun! Granted. It explodes and kills you. I wish the world was perfect. Edited June 30, 2016 by Mycroft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeroAviation Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Mycroft said: Somebody's a tad late... And also an ant on the Mun! Granted. It explodes and kills you. I wish the world was perfect. Granted, but you were never born in the perfect world I wish I had friends Edited June 30, 2016 by AeroAviation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vysionone Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Granted. Your friends now mooch off of you for money and other gains. I wish that I had a space station in orbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mycroft Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Granted, but your space station dips into the atmosphere, deorbiting and crashing. Fortunately for you, it had escape pods. I wish my Jool mission would prove successful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dobelong Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 (edited) It's a Jool mission, so all your craft plunge into Jool. (I was ninja'd last time) I want an mil V-12, shipped directly from Russia. Edited June 30, 2016 by Dobelong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 1 hour ago, Dobelong said: It's a Jool mission, so all your craft plunge into Jool. (I was ninja'd last time) I want an mil V-12, shipped directly from Russia. Granted, the ship however is the Maya-guez I wan nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rlin Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 41 minutes ago, PB666 said: Granted, the ship however is the Maya-guez I wan nothing. Granted, but nothing happened. I want world peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 (edited) Granted, but you must relocate the entire human population to Nix for it to happen. You are the sole individual in charge of this operation. If there are still any humans on Earth in 2101, everyone will wage total war on everyone else until they all die. I wish for what I want but cannot have to be accessible. Edited July 1, 2016 by cubinator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rlin Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Granted, but you are only able to access it a millisecond before you die. I wish for Bop to crash into Jool to destroy what remains of the Kraken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mycroft Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Granted but the other kraken escaped I wish for an awesome, incorruptible sports car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Granted. You receive the exact car you want, but it's a lesser-liked Hot Wheels model. No collector value. I wish for a good breakfast this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimate Steve Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Somebody is eating good breakfast in Madagascar today. I wish for my Moho lander to fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vysionone Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 (edited) Granted, but your crew capsule survives, leaving all Kerbals to die of heatstroke. I wish that the Outer Planets Mod was stock. Edited July 1, 2016 by Vysionone dammit autocorrect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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