Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[LeonG17]

Granted but the long hair gets tangled in a jet engine and you get pulled into it.

I wish to regain the ability to Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V again.

[redwolfy]

granted but you cant stop using it

i wish for the ability to shapeshift

[LeonG17]

Granted, you shape shift into the shape of a cat and get stuck into cat shape. Then you get mistaken for a stray cat and "rescued" then adopted into a house where the children don't stop harassing you.

I wish to understand the KSP mechanics.

[Rockcoole]

Granted. but you can't cut it.

I wish I was a Billionaire.

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted, but you've just crashed the economy.

I wish for pizza.

(crap, ninja'd)

[LeonG17]

Granted but the pizza has a single black olive on it that turns out to be a black hole and you become spaghettified and then shrunk into a infinitely small space

I wish that humankind will have a bright future in space travel.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, the future is bright; bright due to the sun getting 4 times as big of course!

I wish that KSP was the most best game ever.

[LeonG17]

Granted, its so popular that the developers have to make it more mainstream from all the online trolls. Basically, it would ruin the game

I wish to be a adult.

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted. Your body is an adult, but you have a mentality of a 1-year old.

I wish I will now be a fully professional KSP player.

[LeonG17]

Granted, your become the best KSP player so NASA kidnaps you to become their new astronaut

I wish to increase my intelligence.

[IvanTehFennec]

Granted, you are now the most intelligent person in the world, but now you know humanity's dirty, dark secrets, including your family's.

I wish that I had free healthcare.

[LeonG17]

Granted, you move the UK

I wish that I didn't have this intelligence now.

[chobit-389]

Granted. Mindflayer.

I wish for more carbine

[LeonG17]

Granted, your arrested for having to many weapons as they think your planning a attack.

I wish to be unable to be bored

[Holo]

Granted, but now you suffer depression instead

I wish the flag of Saint-Pierre and Miquelon was less terrible

[chobit-389]

Granted, now it's blank white.

I wish my sides didn't hurt from laughing so much over Holo's post

[LeonG17]

Granted, your sides spit open and your nerves break.

I wish I couldn't be annoyed so easily

[Holo]

Granted, they stop hurting because you fell unconscious due to a brutal rhincerous attack.

I wish that the UK's flag was Scandinavian.

[B787_300]

granted now nothing annoys you,

I wish that people would edit their posts on the count to 50 thread

[LeonG17]

Granted, the edit it to 300 to beat the high score

I wish people cant be sniped in the 50 post thread

[Holo]

Granted, now they're not fun and they fail permamently.

I wish the UK's flag was scandinavian

[LeonG17]

Granted, now each country in the UK splits apart as their cross isn't on the flag

I wish that I could be prime minister

[Holo]

Granted, but you are the prime minister of Tuvalu and hence don't have very much influence on the international stage.

I wish German had no conjugations.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but now the German language does not exist.

I wish that everything was edible.

[LeonG17]

Granted, but now everyone has eaten everything in the world and now there is nothing left

I wish for people to be on more often.