Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but there still isn't enough people on overall to prevent the new Internet Police from shutting the KSP fourm servers down to make way for a expansion to the Minecraft ones.

I wish that there were no taxes.

[SpaceK531]

Granted. Now the government cannot function at all since there is no money to support it. Roads fall into disrepair, the war machine is effectively halted since there's no money for it either, all state-funded schools shut down, and the national debt will soar.

And I didn't actually corrupt it either.

I wish people were more sensible about taxes.

[Holo]

Granted, but only two people are, both of which live on undiscovered Pacific islands and can't put their new found tax-sensibleness to the test.

I wish Tuvalu was mobile.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, the ancient, world-destroying monster, Tuvalu, has become mobile, causing it to escape from its secret prison in the siberian wilderness. The only reason why it didn't cause the apocalypse before was because it couldn't move, but now look what you did

I wish that the Hunger Games was a actual sport.

[chobit-389]

Granted, it's called

, because Hunger Games are for pussies

I wish Hollywood would stop ripping off other nation's cinema

[Rockcoole]

Granted. The world is a better place.

I wish Chobit would stop makeing wishes that I could never possible corrupt.

[3_bit]

Granted, but Chobit makes an alt and keeps doing this. I wish for nothing more than I already have, except for food. oxygen, etc.

[redwolfy]

granted you die of boredom due to having nothing new

i wish that i could fly

[LeonG17]

Granted, you suddenly forget you could fly during mid-flight and fall to the ground.

I wish for the next update

[redwolfy]

granted but it is rushed and poorly done

i wish to remember things better

[LeonG17]

Granted, but now you remember everything that's ever happened to you and will happen to you causing the universe to implode

I wish that the update will not be rushed

[musicpenguin]

GRanted, But the update is to big and takes to long to learn all the parts.

I wish i was invincible everytime I yelled **** YEAH!

[redwolfy]

Granted but you get exectued over and over again for swearing too much in public while in unimaginable pain every time

i wish i had the power to teleport

[Holo]

Granted, but you can only teleport 1 m at a time.

I wish that I had a weapon that could destroy Tuvalu the world-destroyer.

[3_bit]

Granted, but you have no means of powering it. I wish I was in a state of stasis.

[musicpenguin]

Granted, But you have no way of waking up. I wish I was a sloth with a good home and nothing bad would ever happen to me and I am invincible. Beat that.

[LeonG17]

Granted but the incorruptible wish destroys the fabric of the universe creating a miniature black hole that sucks you into a alternate dimension where sloths are hunted for their meat.

I wish to be able to play KSP and stay on the forums for eternity.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but you have to do both at the same time.

I wish that I could place strange objects into orbit.

[LeonG17]

Granted, Jeb takes a nuclear bomb up there and attaches it to a SRB.

I wish for more sci-fi shows.

[3_bit]

Granted, but they are all spinoffs of eachother and the cast is of fans of the previous shows, and they are bad at acting. Additionally, the shows are 15 minutes long total with 45 minutes of commercials. I wish for nothing.

[LeonG17]

Granted, your body and mind completely disappear

I wish that advertisements don't exist.

[3_bit]

Granted, but this site no longer exists either.

[(An Original Name)]

...

I wish for potato.

[3_bit]

Granted, but it is 400 years old. I wish for this thread to be more active.

[ShachonianX]

Granted, but so many people start posting that the forum crashes.

I wish for bacon.