Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Rockcoole]

Granted. You are trapped on the martian surface. Two years later 3 people set up a colony and you die of diseases you contract from them.

I wish I didn't have to talk with other people and I could spend my life on the internet.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but you are trapped in the internet, lost among the memes and stupid arguments of lore.

I wish that there was a epik battul between Sonic and Mario.

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[satcharna]

Granted. Samus wins.

I wish there was some way to regenerate health by absorbing that of others.

[firerider521]

Granted. You're a Twilight vampire.

I wish that I had the ability to create epic ships in KSP.

[MCTech]

Granted , but your ship can't fly cause by the mass

I wish to travel to Interstellar medium

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted, but because you're travelling to there real time in a speed less than 1% the speed of light, only your corpse will arrive there since you're already dead few decades ago due to the vast distance you've traveled and lack of supplies inside your ship.

I wish I have the ability to fly by my own right.

[musicpenguin]

Granted, But you can only fly for .0000001 milliseconds and have to recharge for 5 hours.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but since you made no wish, nothing happens.

I wish that the Kerbals would pilot their own rockets for once.

[LeonG17]

Granted, they pilot them straight into the ground.

I wish that the British government would invest in space exploration more through Skylon

[ShachonianX]

Granted, but the project is a failure and Great Britain becomes broke do to investment in money.

I wish NASA could make the Dream Chaser VTHL quicker.

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted. You will be the test pilot of a newly-made Dream Chaser, but it explodes on the way to orbit.

I wish for the ability to fly.

[LeonG17]

Granted, you can fly for 5 seconds each day.

I wish that humankind would realise how valuable space exploration is and invest in it.

[satcharna]

Granted. We get massive budget cuts in education to support the space programme, and soon nobody understands how rockets work.

I wish villains in films would just learn to colour all wires of their bombs the same colour.

[LeonG17]

Granted, the chances of the bombs exploding changes to 50% from 0% in films.

I wish that chobit will return soon.

[ShachonianX]

Granted, but she comes to your house and kills you.

I wish NASA could make the Nautilus-X.

[Dynamo]

Granted. On their fantastic budget, it makes a fantastic 1:200 scale model.

I wish Space Tourism would become cheaper for regular people in the next 4 years.

[LeonG17]

Granted but it becomes mainstream like flight is nowadays and people lose interest.

I wish that I would get A*s in all my exams.

[ShachonianX]

Granted, but you are so good that you get assassinated by the government.

I wish I could have my wishes not corrupted.

[OdinYggd]

Granted. I lock the thread to protect it from being spammed.

I wish I had bacon.

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted, but it's already bad once they've arrived at your house.

I wish power balance do actually work.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it balances power use everywhere, causing massive economic damage.

I wish that Guile's Theme really did go with everything.

[ShachonianX]

Granted, biut it is now the only music used in the world in everything.

I wish the universe was a happy place.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but now all stars are gigantic happy faces. It is hard, but everyone still manages to stay happy through the frozen apocalypse that ensues.

I wish that I was the king of Antarctica.

[tygoo7]

Granted, but it melts...

I wish I was an immortal potato...

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but you taste terrible.

I wish that the Earth was flat.