satcharna Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted, but all non-interplanetary missions fail spectacularly.I wish for French people who are tolerant of the Chobit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted, they are intolerant of everyone else.I wish to be interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flixxbeatz Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted, but now everyone (including your own parents, siblings, your pet, and all of the people inside your house) is now interested to you that you won't be able to get out of your room without a single stalker who likes to know you more.I wish that I can cure my insomnia without spending a single cent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonov Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted, but you fall into a coma. I wish for more adjustible parts in KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redwolfy Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 granted they expload upon loadingi wish for more sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flixxbeatz Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted. Here's a sleeping pill that can put you in a 20,000-hour sleep.I wish for sleepiness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted, your body shuts down over excess sleepiness. I wish I could start my summer holiday now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chobit-389 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 *CLUNK* Granted! *wipes blood of shovel*Sniped twice! Granted, you don't get paid vacation timeI wish for unlocked avatar size! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted, everyone has massive avatars so they threads take a hour to load.I wish chobit would realise I go to school, not work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satcharna Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted. Unfortunately, by the time the Chobit gets it, you've started actually working.I wish for some chocolate. Preferably not poisonous one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted, but then she blows up your school.I wish for one less wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chobit-389 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 I wish for some chocolate. Preferably not poisonous one.Granted! *stuffs a Toblerone between your lips*I wish for one less wish.Granted! *stuffs a Toblerone between your lips too!* Also, I'm taking away your wish! *steals the Toblerone back*I wish for a better desk chair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satcharna Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted! But, since you didn't ruin my wish, I arrive to steal it, so you end up with a pillow or something instead.I wish for a cool way to break gravity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chobit-389 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted! You now own a jetpack powered by dark matter and horse feces!I wish for a fluffier pillow(Also, you cannot corrupt chocolate! Especially when a Toblerone is involved!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted, the pillow is made out of kittens. Enjoy the horror.I wish to own the world supply of Toblerone with all its factories and a powerful defence system so I can hold chobit to ransom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 (edited) Granted, but her country saves her and nukes the Tolberone plants. Chobit, three days later, is found dead from Tolberone withdrawl.I wish that the Chobit's space program would stop intercepting my Tolberone supply launches and give back my crew. Edited May 23, 2013 by Bioman222 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted, she just kills your space program and steals the Toblerone supplies.I wish to own the world supply of Toblerone with all its factories and a powerful defence system so I can hold chobit to ransom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted, but she is dead.I wish that I had enough money (or tolberone) to convince the new CEO of CHobit's space program to give mine back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted, she dies from Toblerone overdose.I wish for Toblerone withdrawal to exist so we can ransom chobit with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chobit-389 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted. But I reform the VSA into the Raumkriegsmarine and begin a crusade to liberate the factories. METEORBLITZKRIEG!!!I wish for more dead kitten pillows. (You think that bothers me? HA! You've NO IDEA who you're dealing with!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted, you see the slaughter house and factory to get your pillows.I wish to understand chobits mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted, but the kittens become zombies.I wish that the VSA and BSMC could leave eachother alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted, only VSA exists anymore.I wish to understand chobits mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chobit-389 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 I wish to understand chobits mind.Granted: I wish for a hot bath (bbl!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satcharna Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted. Unfortunately, it's in an industrial smelter.I wish for a yummy croissant, and for the Chobit's Toblerone factories to come back into existance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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