satcharna Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted. It works slightly worse than the new SimCity game. That is, not at all. I wish indie developers received more money for their work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted, but then they all misplace/destroy their new money in a number of mostly unrelated freak accidents, except that all of the incidents involved mozzarella cheese and a secret organization set up by every other developer to crush the new indie games in a as of yet unknown plot.I wish that I didn't need to blink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redwolfy Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 granted your eyes grow dirty and you cant seei wish for the next 7 hours to pass really fast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satcharna Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted. Unfortunately, it's because of extremely weird gravity, and you promptly die. I wish for someone to tell me something tasty to eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redwolfy Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 granted they find it tasty you dont i wish for 50 tonnes of solid gold that weighs as much as a penut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satcharna Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted. You die. I wish for vodka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage097 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted. The bulky russian man that you stole the vodka from is COMING FOR YOU! (read that in the TF2 heavy's voice.)I wish for ultimate dance powers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTKC Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted. You have ultimate GANGNAM STYLE power.I wish I had a pet Kerbal with rockets that worked for him to ride on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage097 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Grsnted. You have Jeb and an SRB.I wish POTKC actually corrupted my wish, not made it better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted, the corruption comes true.I wish I found out about the 0.20 update release earlier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redwolfy Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 granted you impload due to happynessI wish to have more time to play ksp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felsmak Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted, but it's thanks to a time loop.I wish I were better at League of Legends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted, but then Blizzard buys LoL and makes it a WoW minigame.I wish that more people understand how orbital mechanics work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted, everyone becomes better than you and you become depressed.I wish to land on Lathye and plant a flag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage097 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted. A glitch occurs and causes your kerbal to explode.I wish for a shorter schoolday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted, it lasts for 1 second and so you fail at life as no one would employ you and your lack of skillsI wish to be able to use a seat as a command pod so it will have Kerbals on it if we have no command pods. Otherwise how do we ride SRBs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTKC Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted. However the SRBs keep exploding for no reason.I wish PSY got killed by Jeb crashing a rocket into him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage097 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted. Jeb dances OPPA GANGNAM STYLE.I wish for 'Murica Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted, 'Murica, a giant, hungry eagle, is teleported to you.I wish that there was North Korean K-pop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage097 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted. OPEN FIRE STYLE!I wish to snipe more people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satcharna Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted. You get arrested by the police after your second kill.I wish for French people on this forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chobit-389 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted, but they're intolerable and constantly jab at me for a couple of wars that have nothing to do with meI wish for more YOU on this forum~<3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonov Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted, but then you get banned. I wish for nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted, the universe becomes nothing.I wish for people to realise that putting star trek quotes in exams is the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jedi Master Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Granted, the universe becomes nothing.I wish for people to realise that putting star trek quotes in exams is the best.Granted. Unfortanetely, there are people who fail horribly because they don't know any Star Trek quotes.I wish that my interplanetary missions would work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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