(An Original Name) Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Granted, but now you are distracted by the new Kerpal Spooce Proewgrame fourms and you post there constantly.I wish that I had a laser sword. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Granted, you get shot by the police for carrying a dangerous weapon.I wish to get good results in my exams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flymetothemun Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Granted, now everybody expects a lot from you any if you get anything other than 100% you get tazered.I wish that i could understand algerbra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jedi Master Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Granted. You don't understand anything else.I wish for health, wealth and happiness. *trollface* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NASAFanboy Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Granted. You don't understand anything else.I wish for health, wealth and happiness. *trollface*Granted, your health is bad, your wealth is bad, your happiness is on an molecular scale.I wish for noone to corrupt this wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex_NL Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Granted. You're the healthiest, wealthiest and happiest person on earth. You're the only person on earth.I wish I always had the exact amount of cash in my pocket that I needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NASAFanboy Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Granted. You're the healthiest, wealthiest and happiest person on earth. You're the only person on earth.I wish I always had the exact amount of cash in my pocket that I needed.Granted. You have no pockets. I wish for noone to corrupt this wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShachonianX Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Granted, but it still gets corrupted.I wish that KSP is now in full release. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Granted, but its extremely rushed so it is extremely buggy so it doesn't work and destroys your hard drive.I wish for the next update to be finished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jedi Master Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Granted, but its extremely rushed so it is extremely buggy so it doesn't work and destroys your hard drive.I wish for the next update to be finished.Granted. You get the same problem.I wish humans would actually think things through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Granted, we think things through so much we don't get anything done.I wish that everyone had a IQ of 150. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Granted. Now you have no excuse for messing up things that anybody else can do correctly. I wish I had a million dollars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Granted, they are on fire when they're given to you.I wish for a Gloster Meteor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
last_user Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Granted, it bounces off the atmosphere(assuming it's from orbit)I wish for a video card with at least 2048 MB of RAM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Granted, your computer promptly explodes.I wish for a GLOSTER Meteor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jedi Master Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Granted, your computer promptly explodes.I wish for a GLOSTER Meteor.Granted. It hits you.I wish I knew why the harv people in Yu-Gi-Oh! take this card game so seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Granted, the answer turns you into a Yu-Gi-Oh! addict and ruin the rest of your life.I wish chobit wont kill us for what's happened in the house of madness thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jedi Master Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 That wish is ungrantable, sadly...I wish s/he (you don't know!) gives us a quick death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShachonianX Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Granted, but it's for everyone but you.I wish Chobit could surrender now that my Orbital Defense Squad destroyed the Yamato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satcharna Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Granted, but her surrender is merely to delay the inevitable and also to eat toblerones.I wish they'd make another Blood and Chrome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 (edited) Granted, the evil totalitarian world government (which now has taken control of the world), Tyrants Hating Everyone/Yodelers, or THEY, make another Blood and Chrome decree after over 50 years of waiting for the right time to issue it again. The new decree calls for everyone/yodelers to give up all of their blood and chrome in their possession so that THEY can use it for nefarious purposes of a unspeakable nature. It was possible to save some of your blood if you had enough chrome, or vice versa, but THEY have decided that this outdated practice shall come to an end. (How incredibly far off was I from what your reference was? )I wish for a house made of Jell-o. Edited May 20, 2013 by (An Original Name) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NASAFanboy Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Granted, your computer promptly explodes.I wish for a GLOSTER Meteor.Granted, but it is non-functional.I wish for someone to corrupt this wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Granted, your wish is now to not grant my wish above your post and that you accidentally grant the last wish from the previous page by mistake.Again, I wish for a house made of Jell-O. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satcharna Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Granted, but, like all jell-o, it's unhealthy and doesn't taste very well. I wish for world peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redwolfy Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 granted but the army is unemployed as they are no longer needed and it pushes the economy back into recessioni wish for inpenetrable shield around me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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