Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Rage097]

Granted. Due to the complete idiocy of uneducated children, countries begin making horrible decisions and the world collapses into anarchy.

I wish for my god to be full of stars.

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted. Your god are now full of red hypergiant stars, that can explode any second from now.

I wish for power.

[Deadpangod3]

Granted, you are electrocuted (you didn't specify )

I wish I could come up with a wish

[Rage097]

Granted. Everyone has their mids blown apart by your amazing wish. including your self.

I wish i had time to fini

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted, but it seems like you've invoked candlejack's powers while you are wishing.

I wish for super strength.

[LeonG17]

Granted, but your body collapse when you try to lift a car.

I wish to know how to be good at KSP.

[lobsterbark]

Granted, but the end of the world happens, and the interwebs gets blown up, and all the computers with ksp on them are destroyed. So you spend the rest of your short life on your futile quest to find the one, the one computer with a copy of ksp.

I wish that I was rich.

[ShachonianX]

Granted, but the weight of all the gold crushes you.

I wish I could have my Griffin spaceship get close enough to the Orion space station to dock.

[LeonG17]

Granted but they both suddenly spin out of control as the Kraken strikes!

I wish I knew how to rendezvous with spacecraft then dock.

[redwolfy]

granted but you do it too much and your computer crashes due to lag

i wish for the moon to be made out of cheese

[LeonG17]

Granted, a new moon race happens to mine the moon cheese and over mining causes the moon to split apart.

I wish for:

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted. Enjoy launching it, and having this thing trailing behind it:

I wish for a jetpack.

[LeonG17]

Granted, its made by Jeb, who thought it would be fun to replace the RCS with full size SRBs.

I wish that the Skylon can outrun that missile.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but then the sky falls down, crushing the Skylon.

I wish that Jeb was the Intergalactic President.

[LeonG17]

Granted, he commands that all space ships shall now be made out of 1km wide and 10km long SRBs. Have fun

I wish that people would realise that chobit is back!!!

Edited May 17, 2013 by LeonG17

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted, but everyone forgot about it.

I wish for more awesomeness.

[LeonG17]

Granted, you die from excess awesomeness.

I wish that chobit will continue PfL.

[ShachonianX]

Granted, but the artworks sucks now (only a joke).

I wish I could be Jeb and be the god of the multiverses.

[LeonG17]

Granted, but Jeb's mindset starts to take over and soon all you can think about is SRBs that are the length of galaxies.

I wish that I could stay awake for the next 24 hours.

[tygoo7]

Granted, but then after that you don't wake up for 5 years.

I wish for a tasty pie

[chobit-389]

Not granted, because I'm a cold-hearted #$%*@ ;P

I wish for diplomatic immunity (inb4 Lethal Weapon 2 jokes)

[Agent30632]

Nope, you get immunity of immunity (paradox :D)

I want to know what KSP looks like once it's finished.

[LeonG17]

Granted, but you are killed to prevent you from giving out any details.

I wish for all users to come online right now.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, every forum user comes online and they use the internet for anything at all except for going to the KSP forum.

I wish that NASA was KSP and KSP was NASA.

[LeonG17]

Granted, the Apollo programme was replaced with multiple SRBs which had the effect of splitting the moon in half.

I wish it was 8 hours later.