Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[LeonG17]

Granted, we just destroy you instead.

I wish for the next off-topic thread and for it to have a off topic topic.

[last_user]

Granted, but it quickly goes on topic, which is off topic, which is on topic...I'm going crazy

I wish I wasn't going crazy.

[Rage097]

Granted. I have to hit you in the head with a rebar.

I wish I could have this rebar forever andeverandeverandever...

[LeonG17]

Granted, but it disintegrates. Have fun with the dust!

I wish to understand Rage's mind.

[last_user]

Granted, but in doing so, you no longer understand your own mind.

I wish the forums didn't derp about 10 minutes ago.

[Rage097]

Granted. They derp in 3...2...1...

I wish that I didn't have a tolberone dispenser In my arm. I would like for chobit not to constantly be pushing my buttons.

[LeonG17]

...

Ok, you know have a Toblerone dispenser in your head.

I wish for brain bleach.

[Rage097]

Granted. I've...tampered with it...Heh, heh, heh.

I wish you would explain your thought process there.

[LeonG17]

Granted, you no longer understand anything else.

I wish to know everything.

[Rage097]

Granted. Raiders of the lost ark face-melting scene.

I wish for :3

Edited May 29, 2013 by Rage097

[chobit-389]

Not granted, you only get :2

I wish for moar buttons

[LeonG17]

Granted, you get a fraction of 1, 1/1000 of a button.

I wish Chobit could see Rage's original wish.

[Agent30632]

Granted, but it turns out to just be him eating a donut ?

I wish a sequel for Moon (2009) would come out already.

[Rage097]

Granted. It's horrible.

I wish that chobit doesn't read the part of the thread in which i mention the chocolate dispenser.

[LeonG17]

Not granted, she will see it.

I wish for chobit to see Rage097 being a Toblerone dispenser.

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted, but due to a paradoxical time mix-up, many thing has been suddenly altered and you've became Rage097's toblerone dispenser.

I wish for enlightenment.

[LeonG17]

Granted, you receive the enlightenment that 1+2=3

I wish for everyone to be a Toblerone dispenser!

[Rage097]

Granted. You, somehow, are everyone. And chobit is after you.

I wish for RP in Enigma.

[Flixxbeatz]

NOT GRANTED. [CENSORED] ROLEPLAYING IN A GAME LIKE THIS.

I wish for awesomeness.

[Rage097]

Granted. Turns out, RP is now the definition of Awesome.

I wish for time to stand still.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but time is more stopped than standing still.

I wish that I had a gamma ray oven instead of the boring microwave oven that I have now

Edited May 30, 2013 by (An Original Name)

[Temido2222]

Granted. Your food is poisened.

I wish I was Chuck Norris

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but you are challenged by Saxon Hale to a fight to the death, and you LOOS.

I wish that it wasn't so dark out at night.

[Jarod645]

Granted. Instead of the dim light of the stars and moon, the light of a thousand suns assault your eyeballs during the night, blinding you.

I wish Gerfrod would stop cloning himself so that he could be on the mun, in a Koing 636, AND in his Kesla Motors DuneShredder back at KSP at the same time

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but the other 2 clones that he has already made don't go away, and then they continue to clone themselves independent from the original Gerfrod.

I wish that there was a Borg cube in KSP.