rodell666 Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Granted, but your friend was crushed by a giant boulder while driving home to play with you.I wish for a wild emu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CvVtjRtb Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 (edited) [] Edited August 2, 2019 by CvVtjRtb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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corrucpted by being uncorrupt, which is then corrupted by being corrupted, which is corrucpted by being uncorrupt,I wish for help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Arcana Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 *snip*which is then corrupted by being corrupted, which is corrucpted by being uncorrupt,I wish for helpgranted, but they help you kill yourself.I wish for chunky puffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Granted. They are chunky puffs of whats left of your torso after the chunky puff material preperation process.I wish that scout face meme thing was even more popular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midgester222 Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Granted, it becomes so popular that everyone has plastic surgery to look like the scout and nobody is recognizable.I wish for cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Granted, but it may or may not be a lie.I wish that the pie was a lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugspaceprogram Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Granted, but the fact that it was granted; was in fact a lieI wish for wishes that can wish so they they can wish for wishes that wish that they could wish (umad kerbals?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Granted, but the definition of what was previously called wish is now moved over to the word wieesh.I wieesh for a kerbal rocket in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoody Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Granted, but it malfunctions in some horribly epic fashion (am I the only one who this happens to?)I wish for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pslytely psycho Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Granted, but it is served on moldy bread..I wish for a 1955 Corvette... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugspaceprogram Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Granted, but Jeb is your driver!I wish i could fly higher than jebs SRB (attached to pslytely psycho's 1955 Covette) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterious_MrQ Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Granted, but you go so far up, you get stuck in orbit forever.I wish for something to wish for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Pseudonym Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Granted. You wish for the earth, and is squashes you.I wish to be banned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sesni Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Granted, but the ban is a lie.I wish to be good at KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Granted, you are now good at Kerpal Spooce Prowgraem, a cheap knock-off copy of KSP.I wish that I was a Em El Ghee Prow at KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugspaceprogram Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Granted, but the power destroys yer computerI wish I was riding an SRB with infinite fuel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joil Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Granted, but it causes a paradox in the universe that tears apart the fabric of space.I wish for money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Granted, but all of it is attached to a dye pack bomb that cant be defused.I wish for a garden gnome that controls space and time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jivaii Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Granted, but every time the gnome uses his powers, someone you love gets torn apart by the changing physics of space and time.I wish for....intergalactic travel in KSP, complete with real time travel times. (no time warps allowed) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Granted, but this takes up all of KSP's development time that would have gone to other features, causing everyone to ragequit KSP.I wish for a house made out of lego. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugspaceprogram Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Granted, but the floor is too, and socks and shoes don't exist.I wish I was as famous as Scott Manley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Arcana Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Granted, but Scott Manley gets jealous of your prowess, and then hires an assassin to kill you.I wish for the 3 Eds to be real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Granted, you now have 3 clones of Ed.I wish for a moon hotel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Granted. It collapses due to not being pressurisedI wish Take on Mars worked for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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