Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Marcuzzi]

Granted, Apple produces an iAccessory line that is simply a clear box with a lock that you can put your iDevice in to keep safe. This box does not allow your device to be useable while it is inside. There is one for every iDevice made. Each cost $250 and come with a laser etched apple logo on the back.

I wish media wasn't so horribly corrupt.

[ninjakids]

Granted, you spill water over it and break it.

I wish for mad skillz at KSP.

[Zero747]

granted, but you are so good at ksp that your computer melts while you make a 5000 part space station that orbits laythe.

i wish for a potato for my potato cannon

[Bilfr3d]

Granted, but the potato is rotten and breaks up when you put it in (the cannon)

I wish for Jeb to be my sidekick.

[nettcod]

Granted, he kicks you in the side.

I wish I had a time machine.

[DisarmingBaton5]

Granted, but you cannot control nor escape it.

I wish for a deep-space probe.

[Bilfr3d]

Granted, but it's so deep space that you lose it.

I wish for a 1000 kerbal colony on the mun.

[Pugspaceprogram]

Granted, but to do anything they have to use water- or which there is none

I wish for more pugz

[Yuriski]

Granted, however all the pugs are evil, and turn against you.

I wish for my download speed to improve considerably.

[nettcod]

Granted, it improves considerably terribly.

I wish for infinite wishes.

[Dart980]

Granted, but all your wishes are to be kicked in your face by everyone in the world.

I wish that the person that corrupt my wish become the best KSP player that has existed.

[nettcod]

Granted, I am now the greatest KSP player in existence, but you become the worst KSP player in existence.

I wish I was more decisive.

[DisarmingBaton5]

Granted, but you decide to become indecisive once more, for the perks of being indecisive outweigh the perks of being decisive.

I wish for a pet Deep Space Kraken.

[1D-1()T]

Granted, but you are burnt at the stake for owning an unregistered Deep Space Kraken.

I wish for a high end computer.

[Penguinhero]

Granted, but it has no cooling system so it overheats 5 minutes after you turn it on and fries itself making it impossible to turn back on again

I wish for EA to stopmaking games with Drm, Dlc,and In App Purchases.

[Yuriski]

Granted, however EA becomes the most popular games development company in the Universe, and begins to exploit their power by buying the United States, Japan and the Vatican, then declaring war on the rest of the Universe, resulting in a post-apocalyptic world of death and destruction.

I wish for some breakfast.

[Dart980]

Granted, but is poisoned.

I wish to have an option to resurect the Kraken.

[last_user]

Granted, but it destroys all ships instantly.

I wish posts in off-topic forums counted (I would have ~190).

[Penguinhero]

Granted, but it made the off Topic forums disappear after the 191 post

I wish for minmus to be a real moon orbiting Earth

[last_user]

Granted, but you are forced to live there for the rest of your life with no one else.

I wish that my wishes can't get corrupted.

[Omicron314]

Granted, but that's your only wish. In effect, nothing changes.

I wish I was better at texturing in Gimp.

[Penguinhero]

granted but you can only texture ponies from equestria and all your other works look like scribbles

I wish a genie that cant give me corrupt wishes

[Javster]

Granted, but he's dead.

I wish for a rocket that cannot explode.

[Penguinhero]

Granted but it has no fuel tanks so it can't take off

I wish for faster Internet speeds

[SolarLiner]

Granted, but youour computer can't follow all the information and dies in a BSoD.

I wish for Black MatheMagic to help a multiplayer mod !