Rage097 Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Granted. you cannot go to space or become a pilot due to the G-forces involved, all of which are over 3Gs.I wish for more puns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReptilianGameplays Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Granted, but lame comedians steal 'em from you.I wish for a Marshmallow Bazooka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firenexus13 Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Granted, but a marshmallow jam causes you to turn into a marshmallow!I wish.... 0.22 would come out with 0 bugs and glitches! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReptilianGameplays Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Granted, but the bugs return in .23.I wish for a Anti-Human Mk17 device! (I want a earlier release! I'm not waitin' 17 days!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firenexus13 Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 you get one, but due to rushing the barrel was put on backwards.you know wat happens from there :3I wish i could fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage097 Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Granted. you can fly for one entire glorious second, only when jumping from an airplane with no parachute.I wish for a genie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firenexus13 Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 the genie appears. he will make 3 wishes and corrupt them. make a wish!i wish that i could turn into a ice nexus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReptilianGameplays Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Granted, but the fire part of the nexus gets jealous and melts the ice part.I wish for a Mass Relay thruster. (How to Space by Danny) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firenexus13 Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Granted,you get one, actully you get two. facing each other. o snap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReptilianGameplays Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Granted, but your wish was a spy, so it went invisible and gone.I wish for a YELLOW CAR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firenexus13 Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Granted. you get a car that is both yellow and red!cuz it's on fireI wish i could be invisible in mirrors so i can finally see a never-ending mirror tunnel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReptilianGameplays Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Granted, but oh no! (Actually yes heheheheh.) Temporal Mirror Paradox! How sad, looks like that mankind is a goner.I wish for a infinite ice cream machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firenexus13 Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Granted but due to a confetti explosion, there is confetti in your ice cream. and the machine can't be turned off...Good thing i'm not part of mankind...I wish my xenon9 probe would work... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReptilianGameplays Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Granted, it works so well that the game thinks it's hax, so it crashes and deletes itself. No KSP for you son.I wish for mankind take down hubble, it's stalkin' everyone, can't we have privacy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firenexus13 Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Granted, they instead launch 1,000,000 SEEING EYES, which use gyroscopes to enter people's houses and invade even more privacy with x-rays n' heat sensors!i wish for pie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReptilianGameplays Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Granted, it's a pie flavored pie that tastes like a pie because it's pie flavor.I wish to the Wolvens (a race that lives in our moon) stop whining 'bout we stalkin' mankind 'n such. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firenexus13 Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 (edited) Uh... DENIED (dun dun duunnnn)I WISH MY WISHES WOULD STOP HIDING LIKE A NINJA!(where did dat wish go?) Edited September 30, 2013 by Firenexus13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Arcana Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Granted, but now they are spies!I wish for a CELLO YAR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firenexus13 Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Your CELLOW YAR turns to a YELLOW CAR. and lights on fire.I WISH FOR LESS OBVIOUS WISHES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galacticruler Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Granted, but they now become impossible to decypher.I wish for someone to post in this topic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Granted. The post is invisible and deletedI wish for someone to play Civ V with me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galacticruler Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Granted, but they are an AI.I wish for $600 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omicron314 Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Granted. But Congress refuses to solve the shutdown issue, the debt ceiling is passed, and the US Dollar collapses. Have fun.I wish for a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galacticruler Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Granted. But Congress refuses to solve the shutdown issue, the debt ceiling is passed, and the US Dollar collapses. Have fun.I wish for a wish.Granted, but the wish is corrupted.I wish for a not wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenHR Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Granted, though you are given one anyway.I wish for a Wunderwaffe DG-2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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