Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Sylandro]

(OOC: Don't you mean mitites or bulborb larvae?)

Granted, but you die on a test flight.

I wish that i wasn't so clumsy around glass.

[crasher925]

granted but now your more clumsy around glass AND fire

I wish i didnt feel pain

[Bioman222]

Granted. You die of an unnoticed snake bite.

I wish people wouldn't ninja each other in many fails

[M.Wolfy]

Granted, but the word "ninja" is non-existent anymore...

I wish the BF4 beta was open for longer

[mrrpamplemousse]

Granted, the actual game never come out

I wish to able to travel betwen the world of the mutivers

[M.Wolfy]

Granted, you die...

The user below me is a user!

[Bioman222]

Granted, but that wasn't a wish, it was a statement.

I wish for less idiotic posting on here

[Annoyingorbits]

granted? but I'm not a regular user, I'm a Unique user (I think?)

I wish Tf2 and MLP could work together for once instead of messing up my tf2 game interface.

[Bioman222]

Granted, but you cause a rip in the space time continuum, and kerbals from another universe fly through it and murder you by crashing into you.

I wish that AnnoyingOrbits would edit his wish's granting to reflect me ninja'ing him.

[aceassasin]

Granted, but it disrupts the cycle of wishes.

I wish I could write better KSP/MLP fan fiction

[Annoyingorbits]

(there's such a thing?! )

Granted, but the eebul gryphons invade your fanfiction universe, what nao?!

I wish I wasn't half the brony I used to be

[goldenpeach]

Granted, but everyone become a briny and the only games are My little pony games.

I wish that the Great Forum crash never happened.

[Annoyingorbits]

granted, but we get forum crash'd now instead

I wish I could take a story and edit it by adding my characters to it.

[bpkwarrior]

Granted, but everyone hates your characters.

I wish I would stop procrastinating.

[goldenpeach]

Granted.

Now you have too much work to do.

EDIT: I wish I had made a wish before posting my post.

Edited October 14, 2013 by goldenpeach

[aceassasin]

Granted it is corrupted

I wish for love and tolerance

[tstehler1]

Granted. Everyone gets love and tolerance except you, making you the one jerk in a world of all nice people.

I wish for a blueberry bagel.

[mrrpamplemousse]

Granted, you get blueberry muffins (somebody mixed the muffin and bagel, sorry )

(Derpy... Did you mixed the box again?)

I wish for flying squirels

[Bioman222]

Granted, but the side effect of this is they all become rabid, so they cause World War Z!

I wish for less crazy sciences in my life.

[Bobhendly]

Granted, Enjoy your new TORCH!

(See, Its brand new, Its still wet with pitch, And ready to light with FIRE

I wish I was big.

(Movie reference)

[Starwhip]

Granted, but everyone else is bigger than you.

I wish I could instantly memorize textbook information. (Studying is so boring)

[Guest]

Granted, but all the books in the world are burned except for detailed alien conspiracy theories by Giorgio A. Tsoukalos from ancient aliens.

I wish Giorgio A. Tsoukalos got eaten by an alien.

[Bioman222]

Granted, but it doesn't have the stomach acid to digest him, henceforth he comes out the other end perfectly fine.

I wish to forget the image in my head.

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted, but your brain was deleted in the process.

I wish for America to get its stuff together and fix our debt.

[Bobhendly]

Granted, but your brain was deleted in the process.

I wish for America to get its stuff together and fix our debt.

In response of the new (FIXADEBT) Program, People are now required to pay ridiculous taxes to pay off 15 trillion dollars!

I wish ION Engines did not suck.