Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[mrrpamplemousse]

Granted, there's massive suicide wave because of all the grimedark fanfic

I wish to find a conversation subject

[Annoyingorbits]

Ffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu i got sniped again!

[theattackcorgi]

Granted, but the computer becomes sentient and kills you

I wish that I was immune to the Brony spread.(a.k.a how one person is brony and then they get all their friends into it....)

[Annoyingorbits]

Granted, you are.

I wish pample would stop sniping me

[theattackcorgi]

Granted, but then there wouldn't be any wit here.

You didnt corrupt my wish.

I wish that the bronies would stop trying to get me to convert.

[Annoyingorbits]

Erm, I'm not trying to convert you.

Granted, but the Furries convert you instead.

I wish this hadn't turned into an Anti Brony wish corrupter game.

[theattackcorgi]

Granted, but then this fourm would be dead

I wish my KSP wasn't broken.

[mrrpamplemousse]

Granted, It's your accont that is hacked

I wish that there was more remixes of the great 8-bit music by Kitsune^2

[Fox Arcana]

Granted, it's a remix of Lavender Town (Pokemon)

I wish more people understood homestuck

[mrrpamplemousse]

Granted, because I don't know what it is (beside the fact that it's a webserie) so it's just a bunch of dude knowing that's a webserie

I wish that I could play Another World

[theattackcorgi]

Granted, but it crashes your computer.(or whatever you play it on)

I wish my KSP mods would work.

[11JRidding]

Granted, but then they work too well and break your PC

I wish Bladewolf existed

[theattackcorgi]

Granted, but the technology gets messed up and it turns you into a new shiny piece of armor.

I wish that I wont become a brony or a furry

[goldenpeach]

Granted, you become a Pro-ana

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pro-ana

I wish I could know how to make a good plugin.

[theattackcorgi]

Granted, but it breaks everyone who uses its pc

I wish that creepypasta didnt exist.

uh thats not a internet thing like furries or bronies

[mrrpamplemousse]

Granted, but it's full of game-breaking bugs

I wish that the society was cooler

[goldenpeach]

Granted, but now the average temperature is -50 celcius.

I wish everyone will understand the pun I made.

[theattackcorgi]

Granted, but people kick you out cause they hate it

I wish that I was not on a spiraling track towards Bronism or Furries(cause im sick of people bringing that up)

[goldenpeach]

Granted,now it's a spiral down to pro-ana.

I wish I could fly.

[theattackcorgi]

Granted, you get hit by a plane

I wish someone could answer my previous question without pro-ana but some internet thing(even making me a brony, just not pro-ana)

[Annoyingorbits]

Granted, but people kick you out cause they hate it

I wish that I was not on a spiraling track towards Bronism or Furries(cause im sick of people bringing that up)

If you are sick of people bringing it up don't bring it up yourself.

(Grr, stop sniping me people!)

I wish I knew enough french for my test (I haven't Revised!

[mrrpamplemousse]

Granted ;

"Take my hand!"

-You try to take it but I let it you go

"I LIED! Muhahahahahahahaha!!!"

-laugh at you, watching you falling to your DOOM!

I wish that I was less ironic

[Annoyingorbits]

Granted, It never happened

I wish you could actually corrupt my previous wish please

[goldenpeach]

Granted ;

[..]

I wish that I was less ironic

Granted,you are now sarcastic.

EDIT:ninja'd

[goldenpeach]

By the way,annoyingorbits, who snipped you?