Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Jimlad 42]

Granted. You can sing one song. And even that you can't do well. And the one song is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longplayer

I wish for a pocket universe in which I'm an omnipotent god and I could go to/from the world whenever I want, and I can control the timescale in my universe.

[quasarrgames]

Granted, but there's nothing in it, and it's too small to build anything in.

I wish i had an infinite all-you-could-eat-buffet and the food was delicious and not poison.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. You can't eat the food as for you just died.

I wish for a wish that I can wish so no one can wish no more wishes.

[Deltac]

Granted, Canada is now on the moon.

I wish for more moon pies.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. But they are under Canada

[quasarrgames]

Granted, but you did not say your wish, so i will make one up for you.

(Clears throat)

"i wish that all vending machines in Canada would explode"

-thecanadianvendingmachine

And I wish that the world was made of cheese.

Edited November 17, 2013 by quasarrgames

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. But since I am ALREADY turned inside out, I am normal again. Cheers!

I wish for me to stop forgetting wishes

[quasarrgames]

Granted. You not only remember all your wishes, you also remember everything that happened in your life. Your brain explodes from too much information.

I wish KSP forum posts worked like YouTube comments did before google+ destroyed them, to avoid all the confusion of replies.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. But why would you want that? It would be full of 5 year olds!

I wish for people to read my wish

[quasarrgames]

granted. the

is now

.

I wish the wish i wished but was not answered.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. Read the answer stated above

I wish for People to realise white text.

[Jimlad 42]

Granted. But now everything ever is all white and nothing else.

I wish for a throne to sit on.

[quasarrgames]

Granted. Since most secrets in writing are written in white text,all the secrets of all literature are revealed.

I WISH THIS GAME WASN'T SO CONFUSING.

Oh yeah and for answer #4581 i think we may see different outcomes. wierd

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. Now the game is to write out all of Grahams Number to the power of Grahams number

I wish to be better at c++

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted. You create HAL9001 and it kills you.

I wish I wasn't sick as a dog.

[vexx32]

Granted, but you can now only ever code purely in c++.

I wish I had bothered to learn basic c++.

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted, but I ninja'd you (take a look back)

I wish for dragons

[Deltac]

Granted. Guess who's on the top of the food chain now, beaches?

I wish for dragon powered rockets.

[vexx32]

Granted, but the dragons take over the entire rocket, in every instance. What did you expect?

I wish I was a dragon.

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted, but Dovahkiin kills you.,

I wish I wasn't so darn ill.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. You are now dead

I wish to have bothered to learn Advanced C++

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted, but you forget the basics of C++

I wish for a wish to wish so the wish could be wished on a wish.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. As for you wished on a wish, which doesn't seem gramatically correct, it isn't granted

I wish for no one to see my gramatical mistake

[vexx32]

Granted, but you obsess over it to the point of insanity and are locked up in a mental institution for the remainder of your miserable life.

I wish I had money.

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted. You now have a whopping one yen!

I wish I had instructions.