Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[vexx32]

Granted; you now have the instructions to some obscure rocketship, written in ancient Sumerian and illustrated in invisible ink. Enjoy.

I wish I had a pen.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. It doesn't have ink.

I wish to learn HTML5

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted. HTML5 becomes universally hated and you are hung for learning it.

I wish for a better sig.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. "Here, have a bob :sticktongue:"

I wish for nothing and everything at once.

[Deltac]

Granted, you are now a Higg's Boson named Schrodinger.

I wish I could lift things with my mind.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. You lift yourself. You then continue into space and die

I wish to die in space

[vexx32]

Granted, but you are cursed with immortality, forced to remain alive and in eternal torment, never able to venture near any object, stuck permanently in interstellar space. It's as close to death as we're willing to go when asked for it.

I wish for life.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. You are granted life. You got shot after you got life

I wish for mortality to die in space

[vexx32]

Granted, you get mortality, but you never get to space.

I wish people would stop with the poor attempts at circumventing my rules.

[EKS21]

Granted, you get mortality, but you never get to space.

I wish people would stop with the poor attempts at circumventing my rules.

Wish granted, but nobody plays your games anymore

and my wish is, that i can Rondevouz (can't spell today ) my vehicles on KSP

Edited November 18, 2013 by vexx32
Double posting is unnecessary; please use the Edit function in future :)

[vexx32]

Granted, but you can no longer achieve orbit, so your rendezvousing skills are wasted.

I wish for something cool.

[BFGfreak]

Congratulations, you are now a cold weather fairy, unfortunately like a majority of winter fairies you can no longer go into the warmer seasons for risk of your wings wilting.

I wish that KSP didn't have that pesky memory limit.

[vexx32]

Granted, but it now requires a ridiculously powerful CPU. (~100GHz)

I wish I had some chocolate.

[sjwt]

Granted, but it now requires a ridiculously powerful CPU. (~100GHz)

I wish I had some chocolate.

Granted, you are gien as much chocolate as you can eat, in a life time, and burred under it... With a nest of

I wish for less spam

[vexx32]

Granted, but now you have nothing to do, and you subsequently grow depressed, and the end is not far away.

I wish I had butter. I want to make cookies

[Starwhip]

Granted. The butter is so hot that it becomes gaseous, and now your house will smell like burning butter forever.

I wish that I wasn't so addicted to the forums.

[Jimlad 42]

Granted, the only way to do that is death.

I wish I existed.

[Deltac]

Granted, you now exist in the 2nd dimension.

I wish I could erase pictures off of the internet.

[Starwhip]

Granted. But it's never the picture you wanted to erase.

I wish I had some gloves made of that gecko-style material that allow you to climb walls.

[Deltac]

Granted, you are now stuck to a bus going over 50 mph. Good luck!

I wish I had a Mobile Suit.

[quasarrgames]

Granted, but it's so itchy that it gives you searingly painful blisters all around your body.

I wish all the bugs were erased from starmade (yes i'm talking about another game on this forum)

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. Now there are no more bugs. Still alot of glitches however

I wish that KMP was perfected.

[vexx32]

Granted, but now there are large organisations of KSP users dedicated to destroying everyone else's ships that dominate all the servers.

I wish I had food.

[Deltac]

Granted, America is now a Socialist state! No more hungry! No more Homeless! No more out of work Hamsters!

I wish I could sing like a bird.

[quasarrgames]

Granted, you sing like a parrot. you can only sing things that other people say before you. many people use this as a way to make you say very inappropriate or downright wierd things, which i imagine is rather uncomfortable.

i wish I had an omnipotent army of robot mooses (meese?) (moose?)