Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Sun]

Granted, but fire engulfs your head and eats you.

I wish that Eeloo had cryo-volcanic geysers

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. The planet "Eeloo", somewhere in the real universe now has Cry-Volcanic Geysers

I wish for Science!

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted. You are blinded by a girl with science.

I wish I lived in Scandinavia.

[quasarrgames]

Granted. You are now Glados. One day you think to yourself "Hey! You know what? I'm just going to unfreeze this crazy mute person and make her do tests for me just for fun!" this causes an unlikely series of events that eventually ends in you becoming a potato.

I wish i had an indestructible robot guardian who could protect me.

[quasarrgames]

SCRATCH THAT LAST POST THE FORUM WOULDN'T UPDATE FOR ME.

Granted. a stray nuclear missile hits Scandinavia shortly after.

I wish i had an indestructible robot guardian who could protect me.

[aceassasin]

granted, but its AI deteriorates and it kills you

I wish I could see a NASA launch in person.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. By chance, you are under the main booster due to kid napping

I wish for more Science! in KSP

[11JRidding]

Granted, you get turned into 1 science

I wish I could slice up SKYSCRAPERS using my High-Frequency Chainsaw

[vexx32]

Granted, but the vibrations turn you into jelly.

I wish for a spoon.

[aceassasin]

Granted, it is used to gouge your eyes out.

I wish for nothing.

[ThatNoob]

Granted , you get nothing but spoons.

I wish for spoons.

[quasarrgames]

Granted. An 800 pound blob-fish spoons you.

I wish for sporks.

[OdinYggd]

Granted. You get arrested for attempting to murder the prime minster with a KFC Spork. (This actually happened once)

I wish I had a better camera.

[aceassasin]

granted, you stole it and get arrested.

I wish for a more orginal wish.

[quasarrgames]

Granted. hmm let me think...

the more original wish is: i wish i had a watch with the ability to speed up time instead of slow it down.

however since i already granted your wish for a more original wish, i do not have to grant this wish. i shall instead substitute it for my own wish.

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted. However, since time is relative, no one notices time moving faster, and everything continues on as normal.

I wish i did not forget how to human.

[vexx32]

Um, granted, but it malfunctions, and you are forever stuck as time progresses at roughly a century a second.

I wish I could control time.

[Noname117]

Granted, but you realize you can only control it backwards after going back to see the dinosaurs killed by a meteor

I wish that the person who grants the wish of the person who grants the wish of the person who grants my wish doesn't have their wish horribly corrupted

Edited November 24, 2013 by Noname117

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Your wish will be granted in 10^∞ eons.

I wish I could destroy the bronies. MUAHUAHUAHUA!!!!!1one!1!

[vexx32]

Granted, but at a price; you must compensate for the now-missing bronies. You have no choice.

I wish people would stop being so weird on the internet at least one day a week.

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted, but that weirdness must now be crammed into the other 6 days a week.

I wish this forum was more reddit-like.

[Sun]

Granted, but you're banned from it forever.

I wish I knew how to livestream.

[OdinYggd]

Granted. But every time you try to your internet connection gets all spastic and won't let you stay connected for a week.

I wish I had bacon.

[AeroPelican]

Granted, but it's horribly burnt.

I wish everybody listened to the beatles all the time

[sjwt]

Granted, 100DB cicadas for all!!

I wish these cicadas would go away.