Sylandro Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Granted, but it's one over by a harvester.I wish for NASA to send a probe to Uranus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tidus Klein Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 You come back from NASA with a supreme butt achI wish to be a kerbal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFGfreak Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Granted, you are now one of Danny's Kerbals.I wish for 2 milkshakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rasheed Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Granted, They are poisoned with cyanide and you die.I wish to die a painful, terrible, long death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainawesome Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Granted. Instead you die a peaceful death.I wish I was better at KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Granted. You are now better at killing space pandas. You monsterI wish to be GLADOS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Granted, but Portal 2 becomes non-canon, and you remain dead after Portal: Still Alive.I wish my brother was less irritating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tidus Klein Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Granted your brother gains immunity to all irritating allergys and infections. What I nice person you are.I wish for a million loyal kerbal minions! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Granted. They fly rockets which crash into you every time. One million tons of capsule for you!I wish that I could instantly understand all programming languages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tidus Klein Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Granted every computer language is now known to you be it human or not, you now sit in a corner twitching and babbling do to mental over load.I wish for a Nerva Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted December 4, 2013 Author Share Posted December 4, 2013 Granted, but it melts your face off.I wish for power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tidus Klein Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Granted you get one potion of enchantingI wish i had my face back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Granted, but the NERVA is still there, and it melts it off again.I wish was able to have a cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tidus Klein Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Granted but it has my face in it!I wish the Nerva was gone (you know where I'm going) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Granted. It is attached to the latest model Kerbal-X. Unfortunately when Jeb tries to fly away with it, there is a loss of control accident that results in the rocket crashing into your house and exploding, turning your household into a nuclear wasteland. I wish fusion could be achieved using ductape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tidus Klein Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Granted all duct tape in the world can now fuss with anything and make it In to duct tape as well, the duct tape viruse speads. I now wish to have my face back again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted December 4, 2013 Author Share Posted December 4, 2013 Granted, but you are mistaken for a criminal and imprison forever.I wish I could get some more sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tidus Klein Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Granted: I drag you to prison with me where your put in the dark abase that is salutary confinement.I wish for an iron-man suit, made of animatium! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quasarrgames Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Granted, but I'm pretty sure animatium is not a real element or compound, so there fore it must be discovered first. After 1000 years pf you waiting it is discovered. Apparently it has similar properties to chlorine triflouride, but even more deadly. nevertheless, you get an iron man suit made out of it. I wish global warming didn't exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Granted. Just use this device to add dust to the atmosphere to scatter the sunlight and lower earth's temperature, completely offsetting the effects of global warming. Oh by the way, don't breathe the stuff coming out of it. Its not good for your lungs at all and could probably kill you. I wish I had a better computer.(I'm an IT professional btw. You're going to have to do better than "but it gets a virus" or "but it breaks". Its my job to deal with such things) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Granted. You got a new super computer. It is liquid cooled because it is the best computer, and it heats up a lot. The pipe holding the liquid breaks, and destroys the computer. All your work, taxes, and personal documents are lost. This causes you to go poor, not having enough money to pay for your food. You die, starved and homeless. As you die, you realise, no one loved you enough to give you money.I wish to be better at Blender modeling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Granted. You can now sculpt blenders out of clay.I wish for 'Muhricuh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Granted. It is the name of a Blender I made.I wish to be better at modeling in the program, Blender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguinhero Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Granted, but all copies of blender you touch turn the computer running it into a kitchen blenderI wish to remember to post on the forums more often Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Granted, but you forget how to breathe.I wish for a smooth criminal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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