Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Milo Kurtiss]

Granted, the murderer you are about to be killed by has the smoothest skin in the world.

I wish to tapdance like Fred Astaire.

[mbvanities]

Granted, but he is dead......guess what

I wish my kids would be nice to each other.

[Tidus Klein]

Granted: but they use there combined strength to over throw you.

I wish for a diamond encrusted gold brick!

[quasarrgames]

Granted. It weighs 10,000 pounds. It is dropped directly on your neck from a height of almost 1km up. Not very good for you.

I wish i had the ULTIMATE COOKING TOOL which would be a combination of a rocket engine furnace and a blender, and could cook ANYTHING instantly (execept me).

[Dart980]

Granted, it explodes and kills you.

I wish an Eeloo moon for 0.23

[Penguinhero]

granted, you can't update

i wish for a pencil that can't kill me and can write forever and doesn't need sharpening

[OdinYggd]

Granted. It is always so sharp that no matter what paper you touch it to it instantly cuts through it.

I wish I had a better car.

[vexx32]

Granted, but it's so technologically advanced that it takes over your mind and uses you to build an army of sentient robots which proceed to enslave humanity.

I wish I had more money.

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted. You robbed the U.S. Mint, and now you are the FBI's Most Wanted Criminal.

I wish for fractions.

[Penguinhero]

Granted you have frog fractions(it's a game google it)

I wish for anything

[vexx32]

Granted. You will spend the rest of your life as a brain in a jar, with a shelf life of six years.

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted, but your wish disappears from this forum.

I wish for Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Redemption.

[mythbusters844]

Granted, except there was a horrible accident where someone didn't know it was a game and instead did the title on you.

I wish my group in my project actually did something and didn't force me to do everything.

[Helix935]

granted they decided to kill you using your project

i wish that i can as fast as i can think

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted, but your grammar prevented me from understanding your wish, so I'll just make your brain run away from you.

I wish for a [REDACTED] tattoo.

[vexx32]

Granted. It is tattooed upon your soul, graven upon your very being. You are, now and forevermore, a [REDACTED] soul. Hidden from those that would not understand, you are merely there, something they acknowledge existing, but cannot comprehend fully. Those that made your mistake are few indeed, and even though you can comprehend each other's existence, the level of understanding you share with one another remains very limited.

I wish for millet.

[Tidus Klein]

Granted: you now have a millet but it comes to life and eats your face!

I wish for a gold SRB

[vexx32]

Sigh. I said millet, not mallet.

Granted, but the gold melts off the SRB from the heat, causing it to end up in a big fireball.

I wish for some cheese.

[Tidus Klein]

(I said millet, I just don't know what it is)

Granted. But it's poison cheese and you fed it to your mom as a bday gift.

I wish for some of my planes I made from KSP.

[theattackcorgi]

Granted, But they explode on your driveway and kill you

I wish that the big three threads would come back (elevator, pic war, and ban the user.)

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. As for most of them are back, the wish is not granted

I wish for potato

[theattackcorgi]

Granted. but you choke on them (i mean the original versions. The new ones suck.)

I wish i was better at life

[11JRidding]

Granted, you're worse at everything else

I wish for dragons

[Tidus Klein]

Granted: you get 10 fire spiting komodo Dragons with wings taped to there back. >

I wish.....For......UMMMMM.....I wish for more wishes!

[GROOV3ST3R]

Granted: You get a speech impediment that makes you say ''UMMMMM...'' all the time - you did say you ''wished for ummm'', right? :3

I wish to meet aliens.