ProjectXMark1 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Granted. Everything is space bar. I wish for KSP's optimisations to actually optimise the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguinhero Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Granted, ksp is now 8bit and you need to run it at the lowest setting to get 15fps maxI wish for wumbo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Arcana Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 granted, the whole tiny town chases after you.I wish for.... a sandvich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Granted. The main ingredient is sandI wish I didn't make a wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iDan122 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Granted. You broke the universe.I wish I was on Mars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victory143 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Granted, but you die in a martian dust storm.I wish for a white Christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 (edited) Granted. There is SO much snow on Christmas that when you go outside you can't see anything. You trip on a fire-hydrant and get hit by a car. However, you somehow live, but as you crawl towards your house, a snowplow comes along and buries you in a snow pile. You almost run out of oxygen and die, but you manage to shovel your way out and get to your house. You get inside, and only an hour later your house collapses under the weight of the snow, and you are trapped in an air pocket in your basement. As you begin to die from lack of food and oxygen, you remember how your family didn't get you any Christmas presents, and you die miserable. Merry Christmas! (That may have been a harsh corruption) EDIT: Oh, when spring hits, there is so much melting snow that the oceans rise and swallow up coastal cities, causing trillions in damage and killing millions of people. (I think I just made an enemy on the forums)I wish the granter of this wish is a moderator of the Kerbal Space Program forums. Edited December 24, 2013 by Noname117 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted December 25, 2013 Author Share Posted December 25, 2013 Granted, but I arrest you on suspicion of illegal prophecying abilities.I wish people would stop summoning me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainawesome Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 Granted. No one summons you anymore, or talk to you, or look at you. Then you die, alone in a barn, with a dvd player shoved down your throat.I wish I saw Santa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Arcana Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 Granted, no-one believes you.I wish that smissmas (Team Fortress 2) existed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 Granted. You get shot in the back by the medic, who is in fact a spy. I wish it was warmer here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Arcana Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Granted, your house is on Venus.I wish for moar presents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iDan122 Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Granted. You die from being crushed by 3000 presents.I wish I could live on an exoplanet in another star system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProjectXMark1 Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Granted, welcome to Kepler 70b!I wish for this wish to ninja somebody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted December 26, 2013 Author Share Posted December 26, 2013 Granted, but the only person you ninja is yourself.I wish for an endless night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProjectXMark1 Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Granted. Vashta Nerada.I wish for a thorough explanation of spin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted December 26, 2013 Author Share Posted December 26, 2013 Granted, but it's in German.I wish Wikipedia had articles written in languages that have been dead for at least four millennia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrrpamplemousse Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Granted, but wikipedia servers are overloaded by languages that almost nobody can understand.I wish I could draw... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 But you draw on the presidents face and get put into prison where you draw on walls for the rest of your life.I wish I had a pet chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrrpamplemousse Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Granted, but a relative of yours eat it.I wish I had some steampunk goodies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Granted, but a relative of yours eat it.I wish I had some steampunk goodies.But the steam punks want them back and assassinate you.I wish I had a VTOL aircraft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrrpamplemousse Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Granted, Jeb is your personal pilot.I wish for more shapeway 3d printings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 But they forgot to print them so you get lots of colorful plastic powder in a box.I wish I could eat infinite food and have infinite food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Granted. You vomit each time you eat, and nothing gets digested. You eventually starve to death trying to eat.I wish that the wish made by the granter of this wish involved spaghetti. I just gave you an opportunity to use your wish to corrupt mine, make GOOD use of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Granted. You vomit each time you eat, and nothing gets digested. You eventually starve to death trying to eat.I wish that the wish made by the granter of this wish involved spaghetti. I just gave you an opportunity to use your wish to corrupt mine, make GOOD use of itYou ate so much spaghetti, that you upset the god of spaghetti who forces you into a spaghetti vortex.The white text was cleverI wish I can disguise as objects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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