sjwt Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Granted, but no matter how much sealing wax used you can not get rid of all those hairs growing out of your sealing.I wish the next person to post found that funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted January 1, 2014 Author Share Posted January 1, 2014 Granted. I laugh hollowly and as though in pain, pretending to echo your amusement in the most painfully mocking way I can muster. You perish amidst my hollow laughter.I wish sjwt would stop making silly puns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Granted. Instead of making silly puns, he devours your soul. It is a long and tedious process that would take year to do. You would go insane with that amount of painI wish for kittens that won't maul my face off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iDan122 Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Granted. The kittens lick you to death.I wish for snow in Latvia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrrpamplemousse Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Granted, it the begining of a worldwide glaciation.I wish there was less snow in Canada. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Arcana Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Granted, the earth is much closer to the sun in result. Congratulations in extincting the only life known, smartass.I wish to STOP TIME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boosterspice Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Granted, it's irreversibleI wish I could make proper snowballs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrrpamplemousse Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Granted, but after trowing them, you realize that there was some sharp pieces of glass in them, which killed the totality of the people you aimed at.I wish I could make a difference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainawesome Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Granted. You make a difference with the type of cheese on your sandwich.I wish my crush (who is a girl!) fell in love with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 granted the girl is a psychopathic serial killer who makes you into a bloody stuffed doll that she hugs everydayi wish for my intelligence to be exponentially increased Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boosterspice Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Granted, but everyone else have their intelligence decreased, so that no one understands youI wish it would snow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted January 2, 2014 Author Share Posted January 2, 2014 Granted. It snows. It starts snowing right this instant. And the snow, no matter how much you wish it would, can never stop. It snows until summer comes, and still it does not stop. It snows until All Hallow's Eve, and still the snow does not relent. The world is quickly buried in snow, but there are no clouds. The snow falls and is melted, sometimes in equal measure, sometimes more liquid or sometimes more solid. Those fortunate enough to escape the perpetual torrents of rain cascading from the sky as the unrelenting snow continually melts are instead buried deep beneath snowdrifts, some of which melt a little and are refrozen by newly fallen snow, encasing them in a vast roofs of ice, never to see the sun again. The world is dying, buried in a cascade of neverending snow and torrential rain.I wish to be able to throw a baseball at 0.9c. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProjectXMark1 Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Granted, now you get bashed for dropping the bomb on Hiroshima.I wish for a chess playing turk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainawesome Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Granted, but someone found out you were cheating and executed youI wish for a grilled cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Arcana Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 granted, it's spoiled.I wish for the below person to get the reference in my signature Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainawesome Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Granted, but they think it's stupid and they execute you.I wish for a longer Christmas break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boosterspice Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Granted, it lasts forever, and you never learn anything again, in fact, no one ever learns anything. Therefore, no one is able to help you when you become patient zero, infected with a new deadly disease, and soon the whole world follows. I wish more people were into steampunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrrpamplemousse Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Granted, they are so into steam punk that they start a revolution to ban modern technology.I wish I could play Fallout 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainawesome Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Granted, but it's the pre-alpha version.I wish KSP would lag less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Granted. They remove the ability to build spaceships.I wish that the "double posting" rule was removed from this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Granted, there are so many posts that the forum games section is removed to save the server.I wish I get a chess playing chicken friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MGUARN Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 granted ,but hes fried.I wish for a basic blueberry muffin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 (edited) Granted. It is two months old and covered in rat poisonI wish that this wish wasn't edited in half an hour after I posted my reply Edited January 4, 2014 by Noname117 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainawesome Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Granted, Instead it was edited in a quarter of an hourI wish the alcohol drinking age was lowered to 12. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boosterspice Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Granted, the young generation is ruined and unable to take care of their children and run the world.I wish for a working, non-lethal Phaser Mk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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