Noname117 Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Granted. Someone installed a 3D printed gun in the programming though, and once it is done you are shot and killed.I wish that this wish never gets granted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted January 12, 2014 Author Share Posted January 12, 2014 Granted, but the wish is nullified and you are imprisoned for clear violation of the rules.I wish people would read the OP at least once in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holo Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Granted, but the wish is nullified and you are imprisoned for clear violation of the rules.I wish people would read the OP at least once in a while.Granted, but they don't read the OP for this post.I wish that I knew of a wish that was difficult to corrupt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted January 12, 2014 Author Share Posted January 12, 2014 Granted, but in accordance with the rules, you can never use it.I wish the next person would be a moderator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boosterspice Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Granted, but the moderator is a lieI wish the cake was not a lie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
likke_A_boss Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Granted, but you can't have any.I wish for my own space station. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Granted. It is not in an orbital path, and the parts surviving re-entry will land on your house. You are either trapped in your space station or your house. Good luck!I wish that there were no restrictions on wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted January 12, 2014 Author Share Posted January 12, 2014 Granted, but you are then frozen for eternity while we attempt to clean up the awful mess you made.I wish the next person would give me a weapon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Granted. The influx of inappropriate wishes causes the thread to get locked.I wish for a soft, cuddly Fluttershy plushie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holo Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Granted. The influx of inappropriate wishes causes the thread to get locked.I wish for a soft, cuddly Fluttershy plushie.Granted, but it is so soft that when touched it falls apart permanently.I wish that a spooky skeleton would jump out in front of vexx32. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted January 12, 2014 Author Share Posted January 12, 2014 Granted, but it's only my puppet, which I use to store the souls of the unfortunate.I wish people would fall into my trap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 Granted. The people who do so are invincible, and can escape the trap via flying, walking through walls, and teleportation. They also have body armor which prevents soul stealing, and any number of super-powers which they can use to kill you.I wish for unpoisoned cream soda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 Granted. It is served to you with mentos as the secret ingredient providing the fizz, and you explode after drinking it from the resulting gas production. I wish I had a Linux supercomputer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
last_user Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 Granted, but it is equivalent in specs to a supercomputer from 1986. I wish for food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyProgram Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 Granted, but it has 100 computer-killing viruses. EDIT: Ninja'd, read belowGranted, but it is disgusting food.I wish 340939090439043904309340943 mods on one directory would work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
last_user Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 Granted, it requires 10 zettabytes of RAM and a 2 zettahertz processor.I wish for by wishes to be uncorruptable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyProgram Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 (edited) Granted. This wish will be not corruptable and permanent.I wish for everything to turn into a kerbal. Edited January 13, 2014 by KittyProgram Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 (edited) Wanting it won't get you it, you need to WISH for it.EDIT: The universe becomes a kerbal, which has no universe to exist in. Thus, everything ceases to exist.I wish KittyProgram had wished instead of just stating a "want" Edited January 13, 2014 by Noname117 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted January 13, 2014 Author Share Posted January 13, 2014 Granted, but nobody else understands what you mean. That's what happens when you rewrite time.I wish for mayonnaise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyProgram Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 Granted. It is perfect mayonaise with no flaws.I wish for something with no flaws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 Granted, it exists only in the 4th dimension.I wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boosterspice Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 (edited) Granted, but you don't.I wish for a Tribble! *Cooo* Edited January 14, 2014 by Boosterspice Reaction image snip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted January 14, 2014 Author Share Posted January 14, 2014 Granted, but this one has razor-sharp fur all over it.I wish for a phaser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeh Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Granted, but you get the dude from N-Dubz!I wish for a black hole to pass through our solar system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NASAFanboy Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Congratz.What happens is what you expect. Everyone dies.I wish for a manned mission to Mars and stable NASA funding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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