Helix935 Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 you suffer pneumonia and die a horrible deathi wish i can make up a hard riddle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Granted, it involves a brick and your face. Little did you know that a proper riddle involves charades.I wish for a portable rail gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Granted. It's portable, on the track it was built on. You asked for a gun on rails. The rails are a dead endI wish for more Iced Tea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Granted. (hands you a block of ice with a tea leaf inside)I wish for someone to know my avatar is (aside from nnhifong.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordanpumah Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Granted. (hands you a block of ice with a tea leaf inside)I wish for someone to know my avatar is (aside from nnhifong.)everyone knows your avatar, but as the cat from Kiki's delivery service.I wish Chemistry was easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flixxbeatz Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Granted, but all other branches science will now be exponentially harder for you.I wish for a plasma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Potatoes Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 You get the plasma. It becomes unstable, explodes and spills on your face, burning as if you put your head inside the Sun.I wish I had a HAL 9000. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Granted. It's in your mouth, killing you instantlyI wish that people can read ivisitext Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flixxbeatz Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Granted. Unfortunately, no wish.I wish for the weather to be a little merciful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted January 22, 2014 Author Share Posted January 22, 2014 Granted, but the Earth is not. Nature's uprising begins.I wish for some food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Potatoes Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Granted. It's in advanced state of decomposition, though. I want a pet dolphin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boosterspice Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Granted, but you have no place to keep it inI wish for a perfect potato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palladium Corp Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Granted, but everything else is now imperfect, or at least more so than before.I wish for a number even larger than infinity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlamingPotatoes Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Granted. But you broke mathematics in the progress and are beaten up by mathematiciansI wish for an bottomless bag of crisps (chips in America) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palladium Corp Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Granted. The bag of crisps has no bottom, and all the crisps fell out in transit.I with for a roll of ductape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flixxbeatz Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Granted. Only to find out that it's just a masking tape in disguise.I wish for the ability to wake up in time later (freakin early morning clashesclasses) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palladium Corp Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Granted, but you wake up so late in time, the heat death of the universe has occurred.I wish for a bacon sandwich with ketchup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Granted. It's moldy.I wish for Anonymous to run the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamerMitch Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Granted, The world becomes a dictatorship in which gamers are stereotyped as "A threat to society".I wish I had a time machine to make games come out faster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted January 23, 2014 Author Share Posted January 23, 2014 Granted, but it malfunctions, aging you a billion years in the blink of an eye. Sigh. Now I've gotta tidy up the dust pile...I wish people were less careless with their time machines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamerMitch Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Granted, People are now so careful they don't even want to use them, and they grow as worthless as dirt.I wish I could get to Tylo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Granted. You, as in YOU, are on Tylo, without a spacesuit.I wish people understood GMO's better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamerMitch Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Granted, Now people know more about them than you, and you feel lonely.I wish I had a Pistachio cake that was delicious and NOT poisoned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted January 24, 2014 Author Share Posted January 24, 2014 Granted, but someone laced it with tiny shards of obsidian. You're still as dead as if it were poisoned. Massive internal bleeding isn't fun.I wish for a sword crafted from obsidian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Granted. No.I wish for a sword. A dull one. Very dull. So dull that it doesn't exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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