Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Helix935]

you suffer pneumonia and die a horrible death

i wish i can make up a hard riddle

[Bioman222]

Granted, it involves a brick and your face. Little did you know that a proper riddle involves charades.

I wish for a portable rail gun.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. It's portable, on the track it was built on. You asked for a gun on rails. The rails are a dead end

I wish for more Iced Tea

[Bioman222]

Granted. (hands you a block of ice with a tea leaf inside)

I wish for someone to know my avatar is (aside from nnhifong.)

[Jordanpumah]

Granted. (hands you a block of ice with a tea leaf inside)

I wish for someone to know my avatar is (aside from nnhifong.)

everyone knows your avatar, but as the cat from Kiki's delivery service.

I wish Chemistry was easy.

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted, but all other branches science will now be exponentially harder for you.

I wish for a plasma.

[Mad Potatoes]

You get the plasma. It becomes unstable, explodes and spills on your face, burning as if you put your head inside the Sun.

I wish I had a HAL 9000.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. It's in your mouth, killing you instantly

I wish that people can read ivisitext

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted. Unfortunately, no wish.

I wish for the weather to be a little merciful.

[vexx32]

Granted, but the Earth is not. Nature's uprising begins.

I wish for some food.

[Mad Potatoes]

Granted. It's in advanced state of decomposition, though.

I want a pet dolphin.

[Boosterspice]

Granted, but you have no place to keep it in

I wish for a perfect potato

[Palladium Corp]

Granted, but everything else is now imperfect, or at least more so than before.

I wish for a number even larger than infinity.

[FlamingPotatoes]

Granted. But you broke mathematics in the progress and are beaten up by mathematicians

I wish for an bottomless bag of crisps (chips in America)

[Palladium Corp]

Granted. The bag of crisps has no bottom, and all the crisps fell out in transit.

I with for a roll of ductape.

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted. Only to find out that it's just a masking tape in disguise.

I wish for the ability to wake up in time later (freakin early morning clashesclasses)

[Palladium Corp]

Granted, but you wake up so late in time, the heat death of the universe has occurred.

I wish for a bacon sandwich with ketchup.

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted. It's moldy.

I wish for Anonymous to run the world.

[GamerMitch]

Granted, The world becomes a dictatorship in which gamers are stereotyped as "A threat to society".

I wish I had a time machine to make games come out faster.

[vexx32]

Granted, but it malfunctions, aging you a billion years in the blink of an eye. Sigh. Now I've gotta tidy up the dust pile...

I wish people were less careless with their time machines.

[GamerMitch]

Granted, People are now so careful they don't even want to use them, and they grow as worthless as dirt.

I wish I could get to Tylo...

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted. You, as in YOU, are on Tylo, without a spacesuit.

I wish people understood GMO's better.

[GamerMitch]

Granted, Now people know more about them than you, and you feel lonely.

I wish I had a Pistachio cake that was delicious and NOT poisoned.

[vexx32]

Granted, but someone laced it with tiny shards of obsidian. You're still as dead as if it were poisoned. Massive internal bleeding isn't fun.

I wish for a sword crafted from obsidian.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. No.

I wish for a sword. A dull one. Very dull. So dull that it doesn't exist.