vexx32 Posted January 27, 2014 Author Share Posted January 27, 2014 Granted, but I also use them for harvesting souls.I wish I could reap the next person's soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Granted. As for I don't have a soul, you can'tI wish I had a soul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Granted. However, the person giving you the soul misheard you and gave you the sole of a shoe.I wish I granted this wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted January 27, 2014 Author Share Posted January 27, 2014 Granted, but it's really just a poor impersonation.I wish people were more creative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Granted, but, they are only creative in finding ways to be unkind to their fellow humans.I wish I was a dinosaur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Granted. You're one of those little midget raptor things and get hit by a car.I wish that the Reliant Robin Shuttle had separated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palioxis1248 Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Granted, the Stig lands it on and totally obliterates your house, then sues you for obstructing traffic.I wish I could make better wish perversions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted January 27, 2014 Author Share Posted January 27, 2014 Granted, but the only perversions you can make are to your own wishes.I wish this wish was Hallowed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Granted. I didn't hear you properly, so your wish is hollow instead.I wish for a Felipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted January 28, 2014 Author Share Posted January 28, 2014 Granted, but all you get is his ponytail.I wish for light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sesni Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 It goes out in ten seeconds.I wish for a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Granted. As you are an AI, you killed yourself with a paradox.I wish 0.23 had implemented Krag's Planet Factory into the stock game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Granted. Everyone hates it and stops playing.I wish I wasn't so BORED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
problemecium Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 You get chased through a bustling metropolis by an army of Slendermen. Sure, it isn't boring, but you never recover from the sheer terror and befuddlement.I wish for pasta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Granted. You get Kargulian pasta and it eats you.I wish I had a sentry turret in my bedroom so that it could guard me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamerMitch Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Granted, It goes haywire and attacks you instead.I wish for a NASCAR race car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrrpamplemousse Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Granted, you don't have fuel for itI wish for self esteem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
problemecium Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 You are now steam-powered, because the genie misheard you. Thus if you don't keep a constant supply of coal burning under your belly, you'll die.I wish I could type better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Granted. You always hit the right keys, but it takes you fifteen years to type each word.I wish for SPACEbar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainawesome Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Granted. You get your spacebar, but it doesn't fit your keyboard (btw I know you meant "space"bar)I wish I didn't have to make up snow days in school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Granted, but you have to make up summer vacation days by getting arid of all other vacations.I wish for anime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
problemecium Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 You get Yu-Gi-Oh GX. A lifetime supply of Yu-Gi-Oh GX. Before long your face is all screwed up like the people from "The Ring" and you're lying sprawled on the kitchen floor in some stranger's house babbling incoherently about card games on motorbikes.I wish I could sleep in as long as I wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrrpamplemousse Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Granted, coma.I wish I had a TARDIS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pockrtplanesairways Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Granted, But daleks kill youI wish to have the Full version. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Granted. You have the full version of Flappy Bird, a free app.I wish I didn't ever play Flappy Bird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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