Pockrtplanesairways Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Wish Granted, you play something worseI want the full version of kerbal space program. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Granted. KSP Devlopement was ceased to be updated, and all mods where wiped from existenceI wish to remember to make a wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Granted. But you already wished, so you have no more wishes.I wish that Psychology was a little easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dnulho Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 granted, everyone is killed by AI's which have a very basic logical decision making process. You have a master copy of that process and can identify exactly what they will do given a specific series of stimuli.I wish I didn't have to do dishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Granted, but all dishes vanish and you must use only you lap as a dish.I wish I was a psychic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
problemecium Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 You are now a sidekick. The hero gets all the money and attention and you have to wear a stupid-looking bird costume. As a result, you also become psychotic.I wish I could stay up as late as I wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Granted, but you never sleep again eventually becoming insane.I wish i could invent functional cybernetics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatNoob Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Granted, but right after you invent them, they explode into a million pieces and you die.I wish i had a pet Polterpup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProjectXMark1 Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 Granted, you are run over by a de-railing train.I wish for chlorine triflouride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuni Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 I wish for chlorine triflouride.Granted.You die.I wish that people would always see from my point of view. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 Granted. They all hate your point of view regardless.I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madspy Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Granted. You are so tall that when you stand up your head is above breathable air limits.I wish that I could record video with my eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lundmunchkins Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Granted. The government experiments on you, replacing your eyeballs with low-res cameras.I wish I could be a Time Lord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madspy Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Granted. You die and regenerate into a JB lookalike. This is your last regeneration.I wish that I had a computer that is automatically updated with the newest parts and has unlimited battery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Granted. I steal it.I wish for a Sanik. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dnulho Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Granted, you get a Sanik phone battery. It's also dead.I wish for an incorruptable wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madspy Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Granted. The wish is corrupted.I wish for an artillery that fires sweets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scaftin Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Granted. The sweets are melted and only go shoot two inches.I wish I could get into Breaking Bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted February 3, 2014 Author Share Posted February 3, 2014 Granted, but no.I wish people read the rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scaftin Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Granted. They read them but have short term memory loss and forget them as soon as they begin posting.I wish for a dolphin swimming instructor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dnulho Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Granted, the dolphin is mute, and unable to swim straight due to an amputated fin.I wish for the beginning of the world to end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted February 3, 2014 Author Share Posted February 3, 2014 Granted. You'll see it about three billion years ago, or so.I wish I had a time machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan125 Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Granted. It travels at 1 second per second.I wish I could wake up earlier than 12:00. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Granted. You fall asleep at 11:59 pm every day, and wake up at 12:01 am. Congratz.I wish I hadn't suggested vexx32 to go ahead with another riddle of death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted February 3, 2014 Author Share Posted February 3, 2014 Granted, but it is forbidden to change the past.I wish people would be a little more careful invoking my riddles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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