Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[BurntPhoenix]

Granted, but when you try to hit somebody, it slips in your hands and you KO yourself.

I wish I could eat things and gain powers like kirby.

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted. So you then proceed to eat a lump of glowing uranium...

I wish for more cool points.

[Fox Arcana]

Granted, the points decide you are not cool enough for them to have them, and then they leave.

I wish for a bucket of moon paint for my portal walls

[Bioman222]

Granted, but you get a horrible disease and die.

I wish for more... explosions....

[Fox Arcana]

Granted, you walk into one.

I wish for a wish that can wish for more wishes.

[BurntPhoenix]

Granted, but all the wishes that it can make are wishes to kill your family, friends, the KSP devs, and Jeb.

I wish for more upper body strength.

[Ace_Of_Spades]

granted but it had a sideeffect of you melting into water if you use it

Me Wantz KSP Multiplayer

[ReptilianGameplays]

Granted, trolls spam the server with oversized vessels, crashing the game.

I wish for a idea for a wish.

[Fox Arcana]

Granted, but trolls steal it.

I wish to make better cars in ksp

[last_user]

Granted, but they have thousands of parts and your computer explodes.

I wish Mainsails were more powerful and used less fuel.

[Firenexus13]

Granted, they are now so powerful and so fuel efficient that once actived, they destroy your ship. and if you are using cheats, the blast you thru the atmosphere, then, if it's noon, the sun.

I wish i exploded (how yo gonna twist dat)

[M.Wolfy]

Granted, but you implode instead.

I wish I'd get out of bed .

[aceassasin]

granted, but while getting up you slip and break your neck.

I wish I'd get into bed.

[M.Wolfy]

Granted, you now never wake up.

I wish for MLP IRL.

[mbvanities]

Granted but the My Little Pony IRL points to re-runs of the special episode about religion.

i wish i could work out why my KSP crashes.

[Lohan2008]

i wish i could work out why my KSP crashes.

Granted: You have all knowing IT powers that inform you what caused KSP crashes BUT secretly you are a sim' trapped inside the "Matrix" ...

I wish I had more time away from KSP.

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[M.Wolfy]

Granted, you get about 30 seconds on it...

A YEAR!

I wish that I would fix my corona 9 lifter so I can use Corona 1 and 9 In conjunction.

[Firenexus13]

the corona nine works, but it always shoots a laser at the payload and destroys it.

i wish i could teleport with no side effects to a set location with no problem.

[M.Wolfy]

Granted, you teleport into north korea and they consfiscate your device amd do worse things.

I wish my phone wasn't on all night when I slept .

[aceassasin]

Granted, but someone trys to call you at night to warn you about a bomb, and being asleep you explode.

I wish there was still an mlp megathread.

[Fox Arcana]

Granted, it's on a site where only people ages 80+ are allowed. creepy.

I wish for spray butter (why not?)

[M.Wolfy]

Granted, you spray your eye with it

I wish my mic wasn't broken

[ReptilianGameplays]

Granted, it's actually burnt.

I wish for the Skyrim DLCs.

[Rage097]

Granted. Bethesda hires EA to help them with the DLC. Prepare for corrupt business practices.

I wish for fire.

[M.Wolfy]

Granted, you now burn to death.

I wish i didn't exceed my 3G .