Galileo Kerbonaut Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Granted, it is given to you by God.I wish I had a lemon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aceassasin Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Granted, it burns your house down. I wish for a cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjwt Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Its sugar freeI wish for a gattling gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrrpamplemousse Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Granted, A scout kill you for your sandvich!I wish for more science! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Granted. There is now no reason to continue the space program.I wesh u al liekd mudkipz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minerman30 Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Granted, Mudkipz now dies into nonexistanse.I wish for a harmless hamster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurntPhoenix Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Granted, you accidentally sit on iti wish for a shark tank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrrpamplemousse Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Granted, it eat youI wish for Giant Squid vs Sand Shark 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurntPhoenix Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Granted, it's directed by M. Night ShyamalanI wish for a Bugatti Veyron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Arcana Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Granted, it burns your house down. *snip*Good one. Anyways:Granted, the girl of your dreams asks you if you own a bmw. You don't so she says "then we just won't work out".I wish to blow up. I mean like get big- *explodes* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boosterspice Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Granted, everyone you love dies as wellI wish we could travel faster than light Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aghanim Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Granted, everyone you love dies as wellI wish we could travel faster than lightGranted, but as soon we can travel faster than light, the Intergalactical FTL Inc invades us because they already patented the FTL drive and they doesn't want someone to make an open source version of their exorbitantly priced FTL drive that is supposed to use some extremely hard to get lightinium while it is possible to make a much more cheaper FTL drive using Alcubierre metric and Woodward effect negative mass-energy generatorI wish I could become my avatar (everyone that know what my avatar is gets +infinite, with citation please) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrrpamplemousse Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Granted, you shift from dimention and, well, live in the world of this guyI wish I could get a back story for my avatar (or OC, if you know this term) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjwt Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Granted, the back story is your Avatar caused Squad to shut down KSP. I wish I knew What makes me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted November 6, 2013 Author Share Posted November 6, 2013 Granted, but the knowledge is incomprehensible to you and embedded in your mind. Attempting to access this knowledge causes you to go into a three-year coma, and this knowledge is implanted into the region of your brain responsible for breathing.I wish I had some nails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrrpamplemousse Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Granted, you sit on them, (nailed it )I wish to make smile the mods Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted November 6, 2013 Author Share Posted November 6, 2013 Granted. We smile, showing teeth as sharp as a shark's, and jagged as the same. Our smiles grow bigger and bigger, impossibly huge, until all our bodies are obscured by our expanding mouths. We slowly close in from all around, with cold eyes and fevered breaths, and eat you, one slice of your full length at a time.I wish I could be more terrifying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theattackcorgi Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Granted, but your so terrifying everyone commits suicide since their too afraid to continue living.I wish for more time to use the computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrrpamplemousse Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Granted, you are trapped into the MatrixI wish that some forum were not broken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjwt Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 Granted, all forums are now broken.I wish for no pain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguinhero Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 Granted, but you said it out loud so you now feel painI wish for a flower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted November 7, 2013 Author Share Posted November 7, 2013 Granted, but it emits a noxious gas and you are slowly transmuted into a flower of the same kind.I wish I had more money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilfr3d Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 Granted, you have lots of chocolate moneyI wish for more ksp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted November 7, 2013 Author Share Posted November 7, 2013 Granted, but it's just a neverending series of computer-crumpling explosions.I wish for more chocolate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aceassasin Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 granted, you now have diabeetus. I wish for MOAR BOOSTERS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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