briansun1 Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 granted...the world is now the USSR post collapseI wish P-day way this week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrrpamplemousse Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Granted, economy colapse.I wish to time-warp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richy teh space man Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Granted, you time warp to being an old age pensioner.I wish to be President of the United States Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiger336 Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Granted, but 2 weeks in the US is invaded by china for lack of payments on the dept.I wish for gold bars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Arcana Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Granted, it's only chocolate wrapped in shiny yellow candy wrapper.I wish to be more creative Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deltac Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Granted, but there is blood on the walls, your cake is made out of random internal organs, and Jeb is your Muse. (Don't hug me I'm scared reff)I wish the internet would calm the fudge down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spearka Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 granted, now nothing else will happen againI wish for a device that brings my imaginations to life in detail, if not detailed enough, it will show up on my vision where I can design it further Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Granted. Instead of your imagination however, it is some random creepy person. Sorry bout' thatI wish for my hot chocolate not to spill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spearka Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Granted. Instead of your imagination however, it is some random creepy person. Sorry bout' thatI wish for my hot chocolate not to spillGranted, your blood spills out of your skinI wish corruption never exists Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rasheed Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Granted, It exists inside you >:3I wish for a wish that makes a wish that wishes a wish that wishes up a wish that wishes me world domination >:| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deltac Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Granted, but it gets stuck half way through that sentence.I wish I had the experience jobs wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torham234 Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 granted, but its only for the job you hate. I wish I would sober up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurntPhoenix Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 Granted, but upon smelling alcohol again you will instantly turn into a large beanbag chair for 3 hoursI wish for a time-turner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted November 12, 2013 Author Share Posted November 12, 2013 Granted, but you can only ever use it once. Enjoy inevitable regret.I wish for omniscience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torham234 Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 That wish does not even need to be corrupted. You now perceive all of the anguish and pain experienced by entirety of the human race. All of the suffering in the Philiphines, every death that is going on every second of every day. Apart from that the whole universe is now incredibly dull and boring, since you know every detail and facet of it down to the smallest detail. Enjoy the hell.I wish for more coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted November 12, 2013 Author Share Posted November 12, 2013 Granted, but the coffee is so hot that the instant you touch the cup, your arm bursts into flame.I wish I could warp the laws of physics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dooz Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 Granted You are able to do it but the machine you are using collapses into a black hole killing youI wish could have quick save IRL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deltac Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 Granted, but I steal it from you. Somehow.I wish I could live in a bubble underwater. Pineapples welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Granted. The air isn't infinite and you eventually suffocate.I wish Youtube didn't have the new sucky layout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted November 13, 2013 Author Share Posted November 13, 2013 Granted, but now all the videos are broken instead.I wish I could play piano. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dooz Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Granted your fingers magically disappear while playingI wish the old youtube comment section was back because they made it so people can post links! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NASAFanboy Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Granted your fingers magically disappear while playingI wish the old youtube comment section was back because they made it so people can post links!Granted....but Google buys Club Penguin and forces you to have a Club penguin account to comment.I wish that Planet Remina would become my pet (And I would have planets and solar systems to feed it and a Jupiter sized cage to hold it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richy teh space man Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Granted, but the galaxy unites in a war against you out of fear of it escapingI wish I was in control of a space program Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briansun1 Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 granted it the russian one and you just made them go bankruptI wish for more tolerance and love Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spearka Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 granted, you have nothing elseI wish for potato Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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