Richy teh space man Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Granted, you are now a potatoI wish ponies could talk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annoyingorbits Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 ....Who said they couldn't?I wish I could play Remove Kebab/Serbia strong on the Bagpipes/Chanter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11JRidding Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Granted, that's all you can do nowI wish KSP didn't fail at setting resolution to 1366x768 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jnrdingo Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Granted, but when you get a 1080P monitor, KSP is stuck at 1366x768.I wish I had my own go kart track with a racing kart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted November 14, 2013 Author Share Posted November 14, 2013 Granted, but every kart is rigged to blow.I wish I had some liquorice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whistlehead Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Granted, you now own 5mm of liquorice.I wish for moar boosters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted November 14, 2013 Author Share Posted November 14, 2013 Granted, but they just so happen to use chlorine trifluoride as their oxidiser, and we all should know just how much destruction will result from that.I wish I knew how to synthesize chlorine trifluoride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deltac Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Granted, but now you work in a Russian gulag. If you didn't already work in a gulag that is.I wish I could "wake up." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11JRidding Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Granted, you can't sleep nowI wish people would leave me alone (Especially my teachers ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Granted. You are put in a room which is locked from the outside, with soundproof walls. You can have all the solitude you want.I wish the devs would release 0.23 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11JRidding Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Granted, it doesn't work for youMy kittens are annoying. I wish they would leave me alone PS: What you turned my wish into......Yeah, that's what I wanted anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted November 14, 2013 Author Share Posted November 14, 2013 Want to bet?Granted, but your kittens cannot bear to be away from you for long. They slowly begin to melt, and no, you cannot revoke your wish. You are forced to watch as they pace around an invisible line surrounding you, never coming any closer. First they lose their facial features, then their fur starts to clump together. Their claws fall out and their tails drip slowly to the ground, and eventually their skin and bones melt into a puddle of goop. You are surrounded by a circle of melted kitten.I wish I was not so morbid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 [That was the *creepiest* thing I have ever read]Granted. You are now more morbid.I wish that I hadn't read what vexx32 posted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11JRidding Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Granted, you always ignore vexx32I wish I hadn't wished my last wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted November 14, 2013 Author Share Posted November 14, 2013 Damn straight you do. Granted, but it can't be undone anyway. So you are forced to vacuum it up. Slowly. And repulsively.I would wish to be able to scare people, but it seems I can certainly do that. Or at least creep them out.... sooo.... I wish I was more terrifying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowsutekh Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Granted, but every time you do, you have to live what you scare people with.I wish that Star Citizen would hurry up and release the dogfight module, and not have it be terrible, and a huge let down and not end up like the SWTOR space combat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11JRidding Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 (edited) Granted. It's terrible, and ended up like the SWTOR Space CombatI wish I was a Custom MG RAY, instead of a robot dog Edited November 14, 2013 by 11JRidding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjwt Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Ninjaed..Granted, it is however full of ponies..I wish I didn't have to think about what Vexx is going to post nextI wish I was more terrifying. Granted.You are packed off on a Russian Luna trip, as only the Russian can stand being around you for that period of time, you are left their to choose between seeing the whole world you Terrified rejoice in your slow, isolated lingering death due to no supplies apart from O2, or a quicker option.Granted, but your kittens cannot bear to be away from you for long. They slowly begin to melt, and no, you cannot revoke your wish. You are forced to watch as they pace around an invisible line surrounding you, never coming any closer. First they lose their facial features, then their fur starts to clump together. Their claws fall out and their tails drip slowly to the ground, and eventually their skin and bones melt into a puddle of goop. You are surrounded by a circle of melted kitten."Still a better love story then Twilight" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted November 14, 2013 Author Share Posted November 14, 2013 (edited) Granted. Your thoughts slow, and your mind darkens. You feel a tingling sensation in your scalp as you slowly lose feeling in your body. You fall to the ground as you lose control of your leg muscles, and begin to lose your sight. Your ears feel strange, and you groggily touch them with your arm. Bringing it round to your eyes, you see that you have picked up some unidentifiable liquid. Your arms go limp, followed quickly by your eyelids, and shortly enough your life drains away entirely.I wish I could get enough sleep to stop being so horrible. Edited November 14, 2013 by vexx32 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11JRidding Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Granted, you can't wake up againI wish I didn't hate Humanity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjwt Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Granted, you can't wake up againI wish I didn't hate HumanityGranted, But now humanity hates you.I wish for Ninja protection!I wish I could get enough sleep to stop being so horrible.Granted, you fall into a deep sleep, lying cold and motionless as time flows for all around you, your friends and family spend the rest of their lives looking for you, seeking you out, trying to find you or your remains and learn what has happened, but never reaching that goal, they die still wondering, still worried and without closure.Time moves on, Decades become centuries, centurys become Millenias. Millions of years pass but you do not get enough sleep, billions of years pass and only when the sun grows out to engulf the plant Earth do you awake. Only when all of mankind has moved on from this planet, and all other life do you return.To live a handful of seconds knowing that this is your punishment. I wish I am not Ninja'd, and that another poster can bring this thread to a less dark place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted November 14, 2013 Author Share Posted November 14, 2013 [i am so very proud]Granted, but you are instead pirated. What's that, you ask? Well, naturally, someone copies your story without permission, thus 'pirating' that work of fiction.I wish... I could fly​. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjwt Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Granted, but you are instead pirated. What's that, you ask? Well, naturally, someone copies your story without permission, thus 'pirating' that work of fiction.I wish... I could fly​.You can and do fly, but are left following me around as I am 'Pirated' and actually involves Pirates, treasure, Bounty, Booty, excitement, fame all for me, and none for you!I wish Vexx32 would stop flying around me! I want to enjoy my booty!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrrpamplemousse Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Granted, but you can't landI wish I could walk on water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjwt Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Granted, but you can only walk on water and you walk only upside down (many issues come with that).I wish for $1 more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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