Tery215 Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Granted. A giant void appears in front of you, defying all laws of space. Also it's rapidly filling with air and the core which is you.I wish for a miniature Sniper from Team Fortress 2 which, when belly pressed, would fire bullets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Granted. However, whenever air presses your belly, it activates. Namely when you bend down to pick it up. Did I mention it has bullets?Greamnt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplodingRocketShips Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Granted. Argleblarghelgjiwoejgaigj.I wish for one ring to rule them all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrayfishx Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Granted. You rule all them yard gnomes. Good thing they don't have any muscles and are made of clay and such so they aren't able to react in any way.I wish I had a pet raptor with no diseases and trained not to kill me, but kill anyone who tries to take it away from me. Also, has to come with nuclear bomb proof scales and ability to breathe fire and ice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Granted. The OP association comes down from the sky and obliterates it. I wis hti itis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Granted. The world becomes dyslexic.I wish for total wold domination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Granted. You have dominated the wold, a tiny land of microscopic pizzas.I wish for pi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 You now can think of nothing but pi, your mind, endlessly calculating the exact number that is pi. Forever. And ever. And ever...I wish that my previous wish went like this:"I wish for total world domination" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Granted. You recieve Pi as a holdable entity, but because the number is infinite, it has infinite mass and devours the universe.I wish my friend would repeat the question he just asked to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Arcana Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Granted. You recieve Pi as a holdable entity, but because the number is infinite, it has infinite mass and devours the universe.I wish my friend would repeat the question he just asked to me.Ninja'dGranted, now he has two wolds.I wish I was a cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 SHAZAM! THOU IS HINDU!I wish someone would answer my question in the science labs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplodingRocketShips Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Granted. They answer a stupid question.I wish everything was in Size Seven Bold Text. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Granted. Only this was in Size Seven Bold Text.I wish Invader Zim's brain didn't get replaced by vile rubber piggies. Dat temporal replacement machine ain't right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Granted. They are instead replaced with vile latex piggies.I wish for less time spent sleeping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted April 9, 2014 Author Share Posted April 9, 2014 Granted; you are one of the victims of the Russian Sleep Experiment. (I refuse to link this; Google it in daylight hours if you want to know what it is.)I wish my mind was less morbid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boosterspice Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Granted, now you can only think of My Little Pony.I wish for an official letter from Obama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrayfishx Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Granted. You receive it while at work and it's an apology letter for CIA accidentally burning your house down while searching it for evidence of terrorism.I wish I didn't have a geology class or any classes to replace it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comwarrior Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Granted, you are expelled from school and assigned to the job center...I wish to be normal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted April 9, 2014 Author Share Posted April 9, 2014 Granted. You have 1.9908982 eyes, 1.90778213567132123145632 ears, hair cropped short at 4.182738126731cm, and are fluent in 0.785638421 languages. You also have 0.43216432546 social lives. Enjoy.I wish for the myriad mysteries of the macrocosm to be known and understood by all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 granted, the knowledge becomes too much to bear for every life form in the universe which causes the death of every living thing(organic and inorganic) in the universei wish that my laptop battery would last longer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplodingRocketShips Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 (edited) Granted. It lasts longer in a parallel universe, But I closed the portal there.I wish for the forums to explode. Edited April 11, 2014 by ExplodingRocketShips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Granted. However, you refer to the forums of ancient Rome.I wish for peior;. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Granted. A Pier falls from the sky and leaves you with a burned up pier on your roof.There's a note on it saying "h ;; - o z peior;. - Zih g c d" (What did you expect, a note NOT undecipherable?)I wish grunting was an universal language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Kingdom Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Granted. Now everybody goes insane as everything in the universe can now talk by grunting, and has nothing interesting to say, but says it anyway.I wish Mad Science was a school subject. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exaxxion Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Granted, your hands catch fire due to the friction and you burn down along with your house.i wish for a waffle thin mint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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