Starwhip Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 It all flowed down the drain and the Fremen were killed by sandworms.I wish for lies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Wish granted, all statements will be lies. That statement was a lie.I wish for a better PC for playing KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Granted, but it is unable to do anything except running KSP. That means no shutdown, no checking Facebook... just KSP for all eternity...I wish for someone to complete this line: "With great power, comes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Great res- ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD.I wish that everyone on this forums- ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD. THEY ALL BETTER DO SO... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pockrtplanesairways Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Granted, the 'glow cloud' kills you though.I wish somebody made a working mod for ksp that has the early soyuz models and all salyuts too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jug head Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Granted but the Russians say anyone who downloads it is there slave I wish for a pet penguin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11JRidding Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Granted, it kills you and eats your heart - That is one vicious Penguin I wish I had a sword so sharp it could slice through diamond without breaking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainawesome Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Granted, but it has a mind of it's own, so it sliced through your skull without breaking.I wish that someone did my homework correctly so I don't have to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Granted. You do so in a country where cheating's punishment is the following:Launch you into a stable orbit.Force you on EVAMake you realize that their is poison ivy (the plant) in the suitI wish for a a rof hsiw I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11JRidding Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 (edited) Granted, you are now repeating everything you say, but backwardsI wish the wish I am about to make was not wished Edited April 18, 2014 by 11JRidding Grammar error Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 What wish?I wish for easier retrival of Kethane from Kerbin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 Granted, all you need to do is throw yourself into a kerbal-sized blender to get 455t of kethane.I wish the recent lunar eclipse was visible from Britain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 Granted. However, the Moon is roughly 10 kilometers from the Earth with enough velocity to hover over the surface... at least before it starts getting pulled down...Eiririririririririr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 Granted. There has been an error in your breakfast cereal bowl.I wish Mr. Spock had no pants and sang about Bilbo Baggins during a Star Trek episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 Granted. It is a deleted scene that is never publicly released.I wish for an answer!(nods in the direction of the Science Labs) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted April 16, 2014 Author Share Posted April 16, 2014 Granted; check your inbox. I wish for a cup of tea. Mmmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 Granted. It's cold. I wish for golden shoes. (Because why not.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 Granted. Your feet sink into the ground and the shoes are lost (forever)I wish that the wish granting and making process stopped using the word "wish". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 Granted. You now have to use "kabafarb."I kabafarb that there were two horses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 Granted. They were the only two horses to exist. Due to inbreeding, the species of Tangle's two horses goes extinct.I kabafarb that the kabafarb granting process stopped using the word "granted". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 Beeple, but it now has to use "Beeple".I kabafarb that there were ten thousand dreams underground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 Granted. You can only capture a dream by releasing two dreams.I wish that asteroids spoke(vibrated? fires radio waves?) english(/radio signals easily translated to english?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 Granted. They cuss at us.I wish for science. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boosterspice Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 Granted, you are a guinea pig for medical treatments.I wish for physics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 Granted.I wish for less post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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