BroomstickHero Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Granted, but everytime it meeps it causes a singularity to swallow a part of the Earth. Also, it meeps all the time and you can't sleep.I wish that the next poster's wish comes true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tidus Klein Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Granted: i wish that you never existed......paradox I wish for a gene that would grant me infallible wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Granted. Said gene renders you mute and unable to utter wishes or anything else.I wish for lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tidus Klein Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Granted: it eats you for lunch. I wish I had some paper and pencil so i could tell my gene a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mohole Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Granted, but the genie can't readI wish for a Pony! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tidus Klein Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Granted: but its an MLP and i promptly shot it in the head with a 50. cal I wish my gene could read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 It has no reading material inside your body, so it gets bored to death. Literally.I wish that I had fluffier hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tidus Klein Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Granted: your hair becomes so fluffy that when the wind blows you fly in to the air.I wish for an extra life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Arcana Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Granted, your extra life is as a slave in the far past.I wish for 8 bit songs to happen in real life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Granted. People all over the world get angry when their violins don't need to be tuned. Also someone started playing boss music, and a world-eating skyscraper sized worm starts attacking.I wish for Scout saiyan to turn into the F2P gibus scout Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelectHalfling0 Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Granted, but the entire enemy team becomes pyros with phlogs.I wish for a cake with a tester who tests for poison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Your cake is explosive. It has edible explosives in it, so the tester does not mention them. I hope you don't mind loosing all your limbs.I wish the Elite: Dangerous standard beta phase would begin right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Granted. Oh look, it found a partnership with EA!I wish for moar plastic bags to play with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Granted. You suffocates when you play with a plastic bag with narrow opening.I wish the next poster wishes nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 (edited) Granted.UNEXPECTED LEFT TURN!I wish my body is 100% efficient, and used whatever it eats. (I never have to use the bathroom again!) Edited July 19, 2014 by Souper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Granted, but the government has some words with you...I wish I would finish Fallout Equestria: Heroes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lundmunchkins Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Granted. You finish it in 90 years (God, those Fallout: Equestria fanfics are LONG).I wish I could meet Doug Walker (AKA ThatGuyWithTheGlasses). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Granted, but you only meet his mind which is merged into a supercomputer, and many of his memories are wiped.I wish I could do at least half the contracts I take in my new career save. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Granted, however there are now only 2 contracts: Die horribly, and Die horribly. You do the first one.I don't wish for anything. Instead, i backstab the below user before they finish reading this. I love being a spy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One-Way Films Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Granted. A Pyro gets you afterwards I wish for a baked potato, that gives me eternal life, a kickass immune-system and awesome hair. Because reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Granted. Halfway through eating your magic potato, you are struck by a meteorite that leaves nothing but a crater and a few awesome locks.I wish for the next poster's wish to not be corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Granted-I wish this was post #7347, and I had some french fries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Granted. Terrorists put anthorax into the fries, killing you.I wish for more creepypastas of KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelectHalfling0 Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Granted. They turn out to be true, and a demon rips your eyes out, and causes you to tear out your own internal organs.I wish I was an invincible astronaut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas988 Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Granted. You are thrown into the sun and condemned to endure the excruciating pain forever.I don't want to be so scared of going to Duna. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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