Tery215 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Granted. Your computer starts rumbling, and shoots out many tiny planets. They begin to clump together and create so much gravity you can no longer live.I wish for a greeeeeen car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Granted.I wish that all wheel drive minivans were as commonly available as they once were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Granted.I wish i could find the TV remote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Granted. The TV is now inside a truck, driving away from your house at 1/4 c. At least you found the TV remote inside your computer.I wish for 2 kilograms of electricity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Granted. You are electrocuted by 1.798×10^11 MJ of electricity. (Thanks, Einstein!)I wish for feasible, efficient, interstellar travel within my lifetime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Granted. They built an interstellar ship that contains all humans, to abandon Earth as it suddenly became inhabitable. They (along with u) reach the nearest planet which (because of their stupidity)they considered habitable, but it appeared to be a cold atmosphere-less rock.The next possibly habitable planet was at least 30,005,744.2 car-years away. ...I wish for a buttered slice of bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Granted. It gives you cancer.I wish for everything from the future to appear 2 AU from the sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelectHalfling0 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Granted. Due to the fact that communications can only travel the speed of light, people on earth think the mission is a success when in reality all the astronauts have been enslaved by a superior alien race.I wish for the UNSC Infinity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Granted. The Deep Space Kraken is hurling it towards you.I wish for a proton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victory143 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Granted, but its an anti-proton, so you explode in to sub atomic particles. I wish for my own battlesuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Granted. The power unit is out of fuel though, just need to find some antimatter to make it useful.I wish for an affordable, feasible method of generating antimatter to be discovered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Granted. Solar panels have been reprogrammed to generate antimatter out of physics-violating-ly low amounts of sunlight.All of them explode.I wish for negative iron crowns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelectHalfling0 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Granted. You now have -1 iron crowns. (Better find one to pay it back)!I wish for a safe spaceship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Granted. Due to the vague definition of "ship" in "spaceship", you have been given a beveled airtight box with airtight windows. You are now hurling into the sun with no fuel or rocket engines to speak of, nor with any exit hatch.I wish for 2 numbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 69.I wish for me to be able to fall asleep at any time I want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Granted. Your cat enters "5 weeks" into the sleep-o-clock, so you fall into a coma. Your cat is also a doctor, but makes sure that when you wake up you will be a cat-feeding zombie slave. You didn't really own a cat, but the cat coupon came with the sleep-o-clock.I wish for a massless white dwarf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Granted. A floating caucasian midget moves into your house, scaring away house guests with his ghost-like antics and tuneless singing of ribald songs.I wish to own a nice telescope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disiuze Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Granted, but massless objects cannot exist and as such the Universe immediately unguents your wish.I wish my browser wouldn't suddenly stop and continue with what i was doing 30 minutes ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Granted. It suddenly continues, constantly. Your browser is 500 miles from your computer.I wish that KSP wouldn't break Google Chrome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Granted. Google Chrome breaks KSP.I wish nothing breaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 *breaks*I wish I- ERROR 99999 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 granted you error 999999, but you just notice that's not at all the error you seek & see key head ; and you're now sea sickI wish my washer could run faster so i can go out to enjoy the sun before night come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Granted. It goes so fast that the water molecules break up, and the hydrogen starts fusing, and destroys the Earth.I wish people would play forum games faster. It's boring waiting 30 minutes for someone's 3 word reply to you in a forum game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelectHalfling0 Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Granted. The forums explode because they cant handle the immense pressure of thousands of people constantly posting every second. (#hypetrain)I wish they would fix the decoupler bug in 24.2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Granted. There are now three new decoupler bugs:Decouplers now cause the command pod or remote control module on anything attached to explode.Decouplers release a massive amount of radiation, at all times, that kills every kerbal in the space program.Decouplers no longer actually decouple; they dock all spaceships within active vessel range to the top of the decoupler, which destroys the upper stage entirely.I wish for a slimy, human-devouring ghost which is not loyal at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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