Tangle Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Granted. Everyone is named no one. They all touch the hair. They mob your hair. I wish for two people to touch the hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Granted. They touch your hair with sledgehammers, rather too hard.I wish for snacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
temporalExile Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Granted. Several snacks materialize inside of your skull, causing rapid brain death.I wish to be given a method of wishing for things, without them being corrupted, and to able to use that method starting now, and continuing indefinitely, without causing any adverse/unforseen effects to me, anyone else, my possessions, or anyone else's possesions, anything that is with the universe that I currently reside in, or any other universes/higher dimensions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Granted. For your next wish, you accidentally wish for a personal performance from Justin Bieber every evening for the rest of your life. This wish is not corrupted, but instead is irrevocably granted. I wish for less Justin Bieber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
temporalExile Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Granted. The wish that I just accidentally made is given to you instead, thus resulting in less Justin Beiber from my perspective, but cursing you to a daily Justin Beiber performance.I wish for my wish to be corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVL 9001 Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 (edited) ` Edited February 7, 2021 by LVL 9001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Granted. Squad uses their evil superpowers(???!!?) to banish you to the KSP universe to be destroyed. No lag, though!I wish that Squad had evil superpowers(???!!?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 I wish to be given a method of wishing for things, without them being corrupted, and to able to use that method starting now, and continuing indefinitely, without causing any adverse/unforseen effects to me, anyone else, my possessions, or anyone else's possesions, anything that is with the universe that I currently reside in, or any other universes/higher dimensions.Out of sequence, but I feel obliged to corrupt it anyway: Granted, but the method doesn't work.As for Squad, granted. They have the power to make addictive science-based video games.I wish the person after next would wish for a biscuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r4pt0r Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Granted*TRIES TO RESIST* I....WISH......FOR.....B-B....B-BISCUIT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Granted. The value is increased to two wishes, because cheese.I wish for a tortilla to grant my wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dryer_lint Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Granted, but you eat the tortilla and then you get food poisoning.I wish for the ability to freeze time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
temporalExile Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 (edited) Granted, but since tortillas aren't sentient, and thus can't play silly forum games, a red blooded troll grants your wish instead.EDIT: ninja'dGranted. Your copy of time magazine is waiting for you in the freezerI wish for these: Edited November 13, 2014 by temporalExile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Granted. They are 0.625 m across and just will not work with Tweakscale or any other resizing methods.I wish Kerbals walked faster. I mean seriously, they go at like 0.1 mpg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Granted. They glitch so much that as soon as you go into the VAB, your computer crashes.I wish Stalin never corrupted the USSR and Eastern Europe during the Cold War.Dang ninjas anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Granted, because Napoleon conquered Russia and all Europe, the Cold War was between France and the USA, and now people make jokes about American soldiers surrendering while the French Navy has ten aircraft carriers.I wish that comet Siding Spring had hit Mars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Granted. But the comet automatically squeezes back to earth and targets you and kills you directly without burning up in the atmosphereI wish that everyone in the entire world had food,without bad guys stealing it,and make so a law that makes government rulers over the land,in like the other part of the world,wont take the food away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee2345 Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 granted. all government officalls are criminalsi wish for food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
temporalExile Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Granted. The food magically appears in various places inside of your rib cage, causing fatal organ damage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 I wish people would stop making wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee2345 Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 granted, but i must wish.i wish for a box of cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 granted, they eat you as they are live Bobcatsrefer to comic for visualsi wish for the power of teleportation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee2345 Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 granted. you teleport into the middle of a mountain and suffocate.i wish for infinite wishes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Granted, but they all get horribly corrupted and you always end up wishing everything back to normal =(I wish there was a live, full grown hippopotamus in the below user's living room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Granted. The room's empty at the moment because we're decorating, and the hippo exits through the window leaving just a bit of broken glass that our landlord will fix.I wish I didn't have to set up web filtering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee2345 Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 granted. web filtering does not exist.i wish my wishes were not courrupt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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