worir4 Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 I will grant your wish by not granting it.I wish my rockets would reach more than 50 meters up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABHOUSE Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 Granted, but that is only because they are 51 metres tall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turkwinif Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 (edited) Granted, but that is only because they are 51 metres tall.Egads, lad! Are you batty? You leave not a request in your statement as of late, therefore, this thread is doomed, doomed I say!I wish that I had the voice of Peewee Herman, the body of Shaquille O' Neal, and the mentality of Jack O' Neill for one day. Edited November 25, 2014 by turkwinif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Boi_Assault Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Granted, but you are immediately recruited for a hot and Cold commercial involving *stuff*I wish for a Pacific Rim mod for KSP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Granted. The Jaegers have QWOP controls.I wish PC gaming was more about gaming and less about messing with settings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABHOUSE Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Granted, but you cannot ever do it.I wish for a better way to simulate 5m parts with stock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Granted. The settings are automatically set, so you open up a game only to find that the settings are set to "Beyond Freaking Realistic Brah". This causes your CPU, GPU, and other system components to turn into a ball of plasma. This ball rapidly expands and completely destroys your home, killing you and anyone else in it.I wish that notes weren't so booooooring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABHOUSE Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Granted, you can no longer study by them (hope you meant those kind of notes)I wish for a better wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Granted. The corruption goes from 25% to 100%.I wish for Steam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Granted. But it turns out to be mere vapourware.I wish for stream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Granted. It flows away.I wish for 1 gram/s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tw1 Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Granted. It flows away.I wish for 1 gram/s.Granted, but it's of human excrement.I wish I could download, and watch/listen to every TV show ever made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Granted. As you're downloading the TV shows, a natural gas pipe bursts outside. The gas silently floats about when it encounters a short-circuited snail massager, causing the gas to detonate and kills you.I wish I had a cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Tao Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Granted.I wish I could sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceJuice Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Granted, when your sleeping a JATO rocket is lit by a terrorist and aimed at your house ready to kill you when you wake.i wish to go to space! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Granted. You get to space and accidentally launch yourself on an interstellar trajectory using the fuel you were saving for a deorbit burn.I wish I had a B-29. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cicatrix Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Granted, you have it on a combat approach course to the place you live.I wish my work was closer to my home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Granted. Your coworkers move in with you.I wish the four day work week became a reality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cicatrix Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Granted but a week now lasts four days.I wish my car could propel itself without gasoline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee2345 Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 granted, but it runs on farts and kills whoever sniffs it.i wish for the I like trains kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DovaJeb Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 (edited) Granted. It is propelled by a fission reactor that, when you crash, spills everywhere and kills everyone.I wish for more cowbell.Edit: Ninja'd.... Edited November 25, 2014 by DovaJeb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cicatrix Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Granted. It is propelled by a fission reactor that, when you crash, spills everywhere and kills everyone.I wish for more cowbell.Edit: Ninja'd....Granted, but you're obliged to wear them all on your neck.I wish humans could grow their broken teeth back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Granted. But they don't stop growing by themselves. You're the first known case and only after your brain is pierced by your own molars, leaving you alive but reduced to a state of incoherence, helplessness, and incontinence, is a treatment to halt tooth growth found.I wish I wasn't so imaginative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee2345 Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 granted. you can only use stock craft in KSPi wish asdfmovie was real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceJuice Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 It's so real now when some one watches one they dieI wish i had a JATO rocket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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