Mr_Brain Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Granted. It's so inert, secret government scientists are interested in it. After the black helicopters come to get it, you are expelled from your home forever.I wish to win The Game. (I just lost The Game!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Because you lose the game whenever you think about it, you get your wish granted by having your brain shut down.I wish I now didn't have to say "I've lost the game." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norpo Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Granted, but you now can't say anything, due to your vocal cords disappearing.I wish for bacon. Lots of bacon. (Lots, at least 5 pounds) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Brain Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 You receive several tons of bacon. Hurtling directly at you at approximately 10% of c.I wish for spheres not to be symmetric anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Boi_Assault Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Granted, the earth falls apartI wish for boot camp was not that hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Granted. The army attracts & trains billions of men into war, which results in a giant pile of dead men.I wish for houses to be replaced by waffle restaurants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Granted. The Waffle restaurants close at 8 pm, and suddenly everyone, including you, has to sleep outside (since the waffle restaurants don't let anybody in them after closing). In the meantime, just to torture everyone who suddenly lacks the joys of indoor heating, suddenly global warming reverses, plunging the Earth into an ice age, Elsa becomes real and the predictable happens, a gigantic comet hits the earth and its dust blocks out the sun, the sun decreases in size and heat output, and the Earth spontaneously moves into a farther out orbit, while aliens decide to dump a massive load of snow on the Earth, and... alright this corruption is getting too long. Essentially, you turned all of humanity who doesn't work in restaurants into people-sicles.I wish I didn't over-complicate that last corruption. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwaster Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Granted. Unfortunately, undoing your corruption results in massive quantities of waffles overflowing into the streets because there is nowhere left to keep them. It is impossible to drive anywhere and civilization comes to a grinding halt while people get to work eating their way out of this mess. As a bonus, you are now the most unpopular person on the planet as billions of waffle eaters curse your name.I wish I had a new pair of work shoes that never wear out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 Granted.I wish for Venus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXIndestructibleEVAXx Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 Granted. Venus collides with Earth.I wish that space would come to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 Granted. A tornado rips a space bar off of a keyboard and hurtles it straight into your forehead at 217mphOn a similar note, I wish for a stonefishnado. (Give me a good corruption here, stonefish have killed people via pain) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXIndestructibleEVAXx Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 Granted. You and everyone within a 200 km radius of you are killed by stone statues of fish being hurtled at them at 70 mph. (I do know what stonefish are tho, and they're scary)I wish that people stopped building war vehicles in KSP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DovaJeb Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 Granted. People start building war machines in real life, and kill eachother with them.I wish for a pet Sharktopus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 Granted. Turns out you got a land-sharktopus, and it escapes its cage, and fakes its way into a home and eats some poor man. After giggling a bit, you are arrested by the police because you should have been looking after your pet. Also, turns out the land-sharktopus is an endangered species, so owning it gets you more jail time.I wish loading 7 fighter jets in KSP at the same time did not cause much lag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABHOUSE Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 Granted, you cannot play ksp as it is not yet released.I wish I had a better wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 Granted. You get Overfloater's wish from 2 pages ago, the one which Sun was unable to corrupt because wishing to be burned alive painfully was enough of a corrupted wish in itself. Have fun!I wish to not have a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmartS=true Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 Granted, that wish is for you to die from dehydration. I wish I died horribly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 Granted.I wish for a meteorite to land in my back yard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 Granted. It is a significantly large one traveling at significant speeds, and you just happen to be standing in the spot it will hit.I wish for a specialized engine (and intake for it) which can act like a jet engine in eve's atmosphere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABHOUSE Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 Granted, it costs 10 million a piece and weighs 100 tonnes.I wish to be better at making my signature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 Granted. You make tiny little pictures, but it receives the same amount of attention as before.I wish that the universe ran at 1 decihertz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmartS=true Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 Ha! You didn't corrupt it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 Hah! Nor did you.I wish to be standing out in the open at ground zero of the first bomb drop when global thermonuclear war breaks out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cicatrix Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 Granted, by a series of some quantum fluctuations or some other unlikely weird turn of events neither the first nor any subsequent strike kills you. You also appear to be not affected by radioactivity. You survive the whole conflict and now have to live through the aftermath.I wish people's wishes were not so violent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 Granted. They all now violate forum rule 2.2cI wish forum rule 2.2g didn't exist so that i could say the F word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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