Tery215 Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 Granted. You can only use it in First Person Shooters. No using it in real life or in KSP.I wish for exotic matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrrpamplemousse Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 (edited) Granted, the Universe simulation crashes.I wish for cheese, cheese for everyone! Edited November 29, 2014 by mrrpamplemousse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DovaJeb Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 Granted. Everyone is now also allergic to dairy products.I wish for a pet Adipose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 Granted. It slowly transforms into a goat.I wish for pointy laser fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Boi_Assault Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 Granted, you blind yourself within 5 secondsI wish for a hype cannon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceJuice Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 Granted, you blow up the planet.I wish for a rainbow planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cicatrix Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 Granted, but you get color blindness.I wish a planet of my own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natonator200 Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 Sure but your planet is on Collision coarse with the sun. 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 i wish for a car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 granted, but your new-to-forums-ness makes you under driving age.I wish to fly. without planes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 Granted: By human cannon!I wish to fly like superman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 Granted. Euclidean geometry no longer exists, and the horizon seems to wobble. All of a sudden, while flying, the earth splits into dozens of pieces and you end up back where you started.I wish for planes to be spelled "plains". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 granted. it is caused by your deathI wish for a new post in Kerbal History Remastered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceJuice Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 Granted, it's closed nowi wish for something random Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 Granted. 8. That's a randomly chosen integer between 8 and 8.I wish the tea would make itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceJuice Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 Granted, boom!I wish for fort nox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Boi_Assault Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 Granted, you are arrested for trying to get into the gold storageI wish for all scrubs stahp noob-tubing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prof. Endwalker Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 Granted. It is now MLG pro xxsniperclanawesomeclanxx {AWESONE} GigaShooter do No Scopes and hack games.I wish for a pet Eevee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cicatrix Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 Granted, it dies because it ate something bad.I wish it was summer right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee2345 Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 granted, its 150 degrees C outside.i wish for a turtle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DovaJeb Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 Granted. It begins trying to kill you and members of your family, including your bipedal, talking dog.I wish for a woman with a large clutch of eggs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee2345 Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 granted. she starts throwing them at you.i wish for a non-homicidal turtle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cicatrix Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 Granted. It's suicidal.I wish it was mild warm weather here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DovaJeb Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 Granted. It is mildly warm for Antarctica, which means it is still freakin freezing.I wish for fezzes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 Granted - you're now in Turkey. And there's war about to start!*I fez for wishes.*not really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Brain Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 ERROR: NO WISH DETECTED.I wish for fezzes to be able to wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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