Noname117 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Granted. You can't restart time after you stop it.Granted. Now every sentence is presented to you in riddle form, and although you can better figure out said riddles than before, life still becomes much harder.I wish that multiple people stop trying to answer the same wish at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphasus Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Granted, but your computer breaks shortly after. I wish to be omnipotent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Granted. Omnipotence paradox.I wish to battle you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphasus Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Granted, I defeat you and take all of your money. I wish to own a properly cooled supercomputer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Granted. While you are out getting groceries (or something), a group of people invade your house and breakdown your supercomputer for the expensive materials inside of it.I wish the this wish gets granted 3 times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Granted. Your wish to get this wish 3 times is granted, which is then granted 3 times, which then is granted 3 times, and then granted 3 times...You get the point.I wish you didn't pull the predicable "you lost" gambit. At least be original. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphasus Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Granted, but even though you won, your last pokemon is poisoned at 1 hp. You have no poison heals, and the nearest pokecenter is in a different city, through a route of wild pokemon.I wish that I had all of the pokemon games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 granted, they all got missigno bugsi wish i had lots of gold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Granted. Several tons of gold appear out of nowhere, completely violating all the laws of physics and creating a superspatial compression wave that accelerates the heat death of the universe.I wish that my pizza actually tasted good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 granted, it tastes good as dirti wish pokemon was real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnionPacific1983WP Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Granted. Pikachu comes to your house and turns you into ash.... *two drums and a symbol fall off a cliff*I wish that I would wish that I wish that I would wish that I wish that I would wish that I wish that I would wish that I wish that I would wish that I wish that I would wish that I wish that I would wish that I wish that I would wish that I wish that I would wish that I wish that I would wish that I wish that I would wish that I wish that I would wish that I wish that I would wish that I wish that I would wish that I wish that I would wish that I wish that I would wish that I wish that I would wish that I wish that I would wish that I wish that I would wish that I wish that I would wish that I wish that I would wish that I wish that I would wish that I wish that I would wish that I wish that I would wish that I wish that I would wish that I wish that I would wish that I wish that I would wish that I wish that I would wish that I wish that I would wish that I wish that I could think of a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Wish Granted but the wish was a wish that wished it wasn't a wish and it was granted.I wish for a Yamato on tank tracks. (please make specific:D) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyC Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Granted, but the weight of the Yamato destroys the tracks and sinks 20 meters in the ground.I wish for a never ending notebook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kreutzkevic Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 (edited) Granted. You get an indestructible Osborne 1, powered by a Karpen Pile. The user manual appears to have been mislaid, however. WARNING: warranty void if Second Law of Thermodynamics is violated. We accept no responsibility for increased entropy in the users' surroundings, up to and including the users physical form.I wish for a working, cheap self-driving car. Edited August 14, 2015 by kreutzkevic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 It works, is cheap and self-driving. But it is also sentient and kills you.I wish i was 17. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kreutzkevic Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Congratulations. You are now 17 centuries old! You instantly crumble to dust.Hmmm. Crumble. I wish I had a pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heng Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Granted. It is also 1700 years old. While still ponder about whether to eat it or sell it to an antique dealership, it turns to dust. Now you cannot distinguish between your pie and what's left of cziken20. Dare to eat some anyway?I wish I hadn't taken the take-away salad. It's "fun sized". :-( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Granted. Unfortunately, you've been poisoned some time before and your guardian angel has put an antidote into the salad. The rest is pretty clear...I wish I could control the universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComradeWolfe Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Granted, but it's too big and you can't decide where to start.I wish I had a pet penguin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Granted. Your house is now freezing.I wish for Sampa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphasus Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Granted but when he reached your house he dies on your doorstep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 I wish the above user posted a wish for me to grant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Granted. It's wish where you die.I wish Vincent was real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Granted. All the fictional Vincents become real, and the evil Vincents quickly kill the good Vincents. The evil Vincents soon take over all of the world and they don't make it that nice of a place to live.I wish that more people from Nextech Enterprises would log onto the Starmade server, I kind of want to know what I should be doing for the group. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jim Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Granted. All the fictional Vincents become real, and the evil Vincents quickly kill the good Vincents. The evil Vincents soon take over all of the world and they don't make it that nice of a place to live.I wish that more people from Nextech Enterprises would log onto the Starmade server, I kind of want to know what I should be doing for the group.Granted.... but too many people logged on at once and the server crashed horribly....I wish I knew what was really going on with the universe.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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