Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[ShachonianX]

Granted, but everything in orbit falls down and kills everyone.

I wish I was an immortal and invincible Kerbal.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but you are trapped in a interstellar rocket with Jeb, and he is very, VERY bored.

I wish that Europa was like Laythe.

[IcarusBen]

Granted, but it gets so damn cold, so everyone moves to Asia, causing massive overpopulation.

I wish I was a god.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, you are the god of a dull brown speck of dust that just so happens to be billions of years old. You are: TheMostBoringGodEvericus.

I wish that EuropiA, not EuropE was like Laythe. (I cant really tell if you were joking or you thought I meant Europe )

[satcharna]

Granted! It's still far from liveable because of all that sweet Jovian radiation.

I wish cars had RCS.

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted. You get a new car without an engine, but only RCS System, and your entire vehicle relies on it. It must accelerate, decelerate, and turn using the RCS. Goodluck registering and finding monopropellant for your newly-acquired car that entirely runs on RCS.

I wish for turbojet packs.

[MCTech]

Granted , but the turbojet pack have bad handling resulting in you flying directly head first into the ground

I wish Kerbin was bigger

[Rage097]

Granted. as it grows it begins to intercept the orbits of nearby planets and moons, which collide with Kerbin eventually and wipe out all life.

I wish for Hyperspace.

[adammada]

Granted, now LKO period is 5 hours, atmospheric reentry takes 4 hours, and you can only use physics warp.

I wish for career mode.

[Select Few]

Granted, you now have to pay millions of dollars every time you launch something, even if it's just from pressing the "Restart flight" button.

I wish Kerbin had cities that lit up at night.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but the developers were too lazy to optimize it so now the game lags horrendously whenever you so much as glance at them the wrong way.

I wish that Squad would make KSP 2.

[joppiesaus]

Granted, but it costs you 64 gb of ram and 256 gb storage because it is ultra-hd.

I wish I had a better president in this country.

[Deadpangod3]

Granted, but it is Jebediah Kerman

I wish for chocolate

[musicpenguin]

Granted, But it's poisoned.

I wish that we have the same president until 2016 and someone else gets elected.

[Deadpangod3]

Granted, but Jebediah Kerman gets re-elected

(Oh, and I'll still eat the chocolate anyway XD)

I wish I could blow up Kerbol and see what happens

[LeonG17]

Granted, it turns out Jebediah Kerman is god of the Kerbins and he kills you.

I wish that I could clone Jeb.

[Jarod645]

Granted, but each cloned Jeb is more crazy than the last one, and one of them eventually blows up KSC for good.

I wish I could detach my second boost stage without it blowing up my final boost stage and causing me to rely on my under-capable orbital adjustment stage.

(I've lost many a KISS module this way )

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but now the rocket is made entirely of solid boosters and duct tape when liquid fuel and struts weren't available, and this is of course due to Jeb wanting to force the KSC engineers to build crazier rockets.

I wish that you could throttle the thrust of solid rockets.

[IcarusBen]

Granted, but the solid rockets explode if you throttle below 50%

I wish for infinite fuel.

Also, when I said that everyone moved to Asia because Europe got so damn cold, I thought you actually said EuropE and not EuropA. So, not a joke. I fail.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it is only accessible from using the debug menu.

I wish that food tasted better.

[SpaceK531]

granted. Now all that sugar that makes food taste good is making you fat. True story.

I wish for a glass of pure water

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it is immediately tainted when you drink it.

I wish that I had a flying boat.

[SpaceK531]

Granted. It's the flying boat that I made in KSP, which works OK on Kerbal, but may not actually work in real life.

I wish I knew what the reflection on your avatar's helmet says

[Rockcoole]

Granted. It says "Must Kill Humans"

I wish for more GIFs.

[firerider521]

Granted. They are all of... undiscussable topics.

I wish for less forum games.