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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!


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Granted, though the atmosphere inside the observatory is a vacuum.

I wish I knew what to wish for right now.

 

(it's easier to corrupt someone's wish than to come up with one yourself, eh?)

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1 hour ago, cantab said:

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I wish the Tour de France had no rules.

Granted, but steroid overuse causes tires to flatten and bike frames to collapse spontaneously.

I wish KSP was a virtual reality game. 

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27 minutes ago, cubinator said:

Granted, but it never runs above 20 frames per second in VR.

I wish for someone else's wish to corrupt.

Not granted, you did not sufficiently corrupt my wish, therefore my wish is someone elses's wish. 

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10 minutes ago, Daeridanii said:

Granted: They wish that you are stranded on Venus for the rest of your life.

I wish that I could fly. (Pretty generic, right! :sticktongue:)

You're a fly. Whap! gotta watch out for the fly swatters. 

I wish i could warp space time and create a black hole with my mind. 

 

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19 minutes ago, cubinator said:

Granted, you sleep through the first manned Mars landing.

I wish for the thing I am currently thinking about to go just the way I want it to.

The thing you think about is horribly corrupted, causing you to get stuck on Mars without oxygen.

I wish for perfectly ordinary coffee

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8 minutes ago, cubinator said:

Granted, it is in an antimatter mug.

I wish to know whether or not the universe is a fractal.

Granted, but you die before you can tell anybody. Nobody finds out until the year 2572, when they preform an autopsy, as you were famous for making cubes in a simulation called: Kerbal Space Program. Then, they find out whether or not the universe is a fractal.

I wish for a better profile picture.

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