PB666 Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 Granted, a giant steps on your roof and flattens it. I wish i had my own observatory in space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bouw Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Granted, though the atmosphere inside the observatory is a vacuum. I wish I knew what to wish for right now. (it's easier to corrupt someone's wish than to come up with one yourself, eh?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Granted. It's suicide. I wish that @T-Bouw knew what wishing wish he wishingly wished for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gauga159 Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 but it was bad puns I wish to be stepped on by a musquito Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Granted. It's made entirely of dank memes: UBER strength. I wish for no wish inside of 42. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 4nowish2 I wish the Tour de France had no rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 1 hour ago, cantab said: 4nowish2 I wish the Tour de France had no rules. Granted, but steroid overuse causes tires to flatten and bike frames to collapse spontaneously. I wish KSP was a virtual reality game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Granted, but it never runs above 20 frames per second in VR. I wish for someone else's wish to corrupt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 27 minutes ago, cubinator said: Granted, but it never runs above 20 frames per second in VR. I wish for someone else's wish to corrupt. Not granted, you did not sufficiently corrupt my wish, therefore my wish is someone elses's wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterlubber Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 java.wish.noWishException() caused by: wish not found at java.net.wish.sh.bin.tar.gz.exe.zip.rar.msi I wish for fsck to be performed on an unmounted version of my result Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Sorry, you typed "FDISK" and deleted your entire partition. I wish for banana bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterlubber Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 10 minutes ago, Xorth Tanovar said: Sorry, you typed "FDISK" and deleted your entire partition. I wish for banana bread. You got some bananas shaped like bread. I wish for a fish in a dish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Granted. You receive a bowl of yourself as Bouillabaisse. Let's watch reality implode as you consume yourself. I wish for a new laptop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rai1102 Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Granted, but it gets stuck every 20 minutes I wish for 1 000 000 000 US dollars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketSquid Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Granted. It is delivered, in the form of pennies, to three feet above you. I wish someone else would wish for me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daeridanii Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Granted: They wish that you are stranded on Venus for the rest of your life. I wish that I could fly. (Pretty generic, right! ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 10 minutes ago, Daeridanii said: Granted: They wish that you are stranded on Venus for the rest of your life. I wish that I could fly. (Pretty generic, right! ) You're a fly. Whap! gotta watch out for the fly swatters. I wish i could warp space time and create a black hole with my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Granted. You can at will create a black hole *somewhere* in the Universe. But the chance of it being anywhere you even know exists is minimal. I wish I was asleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Granted, you sleep through the first manned Mars landing. I wish for the thing I am currently thinking about to go just the way I want it to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flame Cat Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 19 minutes ago, cubinator said: Granted, you sleep through the first manned Mars landing. I wish for the thing I am currently thinking about to go just the way I want it to. The thing you think about is horribly corrupted, causing you to get stuck on Mars without oxygen. I wish for perfectly ordinary coffee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Granted, it is in an antimatter mug. I wish to know whether or not the universe is a fractal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flame Cat Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 8 minutes ago, cubinator said: Granted, it is in an antimatter mug. I wish to know whether or not the universe is a fractal. Granted, but you die before you can tell anybody. Nobody finds out until the year 2572, when they preform an autopsy, as you were famous for making cubes in a simulation called: Kerbal Space Program. Then, they find out whether or not the universe is a fractal. I wish for a better profile picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bouw Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Granted! HIgher res, but the colors are inverted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 404 Wish not found I wish for inverted inverted twisted colors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Granted but you get twisted sister sounds instead. I wish everthing was perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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