DarkOwl57 Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 OH YOU LITTLE Your hot chocolate is decent, but it has no marshmallows!!!!!!! I wish for everyone to feel what snow's like (You know, like people who live in tropical areas?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-ver KSP Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Granted, the whole world is covered in snow, an Ice era begins and everyone freezes to death. I wish I could land on sun on KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Granted. Your computer can support only 0.13.3 version of KSP. I wish oceanic storms in KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Granted. The entire planet of Kerbin is rotated so it's north pole is fixed toward it's sun, extreme gale-force winds in excess of 3000m/s constantly blow toward the "noon pole". The dark side of Kerbin becomes an ice sheet. Launches from KSP become extremely challenging to say the least. I wish for an asteroid strike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Granted. It hits your house. I wish for this wish to be corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Granted. The corruption is mediocre, at best. I wish for khaki goo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Granted. The goo will smother you alive and kill you. I wish for everyone to get along with each other. (On earth) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Granted. Everyone goes to fight the war for Luna. I wish for blue goo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Granted, the Blue Goo will be highly flammable, and the heat of the sun causes it to catch the world on fire, killing everyone. I wish for my stories to be published. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Granted. Then SQUAD sues you for copyright infringement. I wish we weren't all pink goo. (By the way, the different colors of goo and paste actually have meaning. See paragraphs 7-9 here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Granted, you are now green pond scum. I wish for a self-filling coffee cup... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Granted. It fills up your house and your entire city, causing there to be a coffee flood. I wish for a cup of orange juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Planetace Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 granted, but it has toothepaste inside. I wish from now on, if I wish for anything in existence on this thread, it cannot be corrupted. It must be pure and it must be fine, no little details must be found and exploited, nothing can be twisted. This wish is under affect of an anti-corruption as well. So you cannot twist it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Granted. Another thread is created for the same purpose. I wish for a pug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 You look in the mirror and realize you now have a pug nose and a hankering for Milk-Bones! I wish @Galacticvoyager's wish to now be corrupted beyond recognition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Granted. It will be un-corrupted... *Ruff Ruff!* I wish for a christmas tree that rotates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Granted. It shanks you. (Trees are scary, man.) I wish for post-scarcity society. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Granted. The lack of food will mean you starve to death. I wish for no crimes to ever be committed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Planetace Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Granted, but its in a parrarel universe where you steeped 1 hydrogen atom to the left 3 years ago... Now that I have a un-corrupted anti-corruption, I wish for a bag of infinity... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Granted. The bag is so big, it crushes you. I wish for peace on earth and total cooperation between all people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Planetace Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Granted, it will happen once humanity is extinct. I wish for a bag of infinity than can give me anything i wish for. It also negates the weight inside and weighs as much as a normal bag. It doesn't collapse into a black hole or anything. Just a normal bag on the outside... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Granted. Hundreds of bloodthirsty carnivores jump out of the bag ant eat you alive. I wish for a successful flight to Duna and a safe return to Kerbin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Planetace Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Granted, but you get bored in orbit of Ike and deleted the save file... I wish for a bag of infinity than can give me anything i wish for. It also negates the weight inside and weighs as much as a normal bag. It doesn't collapse into a black hole or anything. Just a normal bag on the outside. It MUST be called out, not on its own. No matter what... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Granted. That bag has a mind of it's own and kills you. I wish for your bag to be blown up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Granted. The bag explodes, with you inside it. I wish to live forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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