kerbinorbiter Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 Go behind it (face the sun) Now my wish would be to speak to scott i allready did that so my wish is that timezones dont exist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto Von Kerman Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 (edited) Granted, but you get late to school or work due to the fact its now 8pm is at noon. i wish to ten wishes. Edited November 23, 2017 by Otto Von Kerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boorang Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 granted. you are turned into a 10. (the number) Agustí Đièèè Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 Granted. Now these are the only two words which you can say or write. I wish to read that pdf about ESA Martian ship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nailed it! Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 Granted, but an idiot pouts a laser at your eyes and you turn blind for a year :o) By the way, the page is 567, consecutive numbers! I wish for a pie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux1 Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 Here, have poopeepoopoodoodopeepe pie. On thanksgiving. I wish for my previous 3 wishes to be granted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confused Scientist Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 (edited) 19 hours ago, Tux1 said: I wish for my previous 3 wishes to be granted. Your last NaN wishes have been granted. You now have NaN <whatever you wished for>. EDIT: Forgot wish. I wish for cucumbers. Edited November 24, 2017 by Confused Scientist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boorang Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 +++divide by cucumber error. please reinstall universe and reboot.+++ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux1 Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 Granted. But now the earth never existed, and so do you. I wish for earth to come back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 Granted. You jump. A second later the earth comes back to you. I wish the snow on the street will disappear and a lovely gray autumn/winter will return today. On 24.11.2017 at 4:42 AM, Confused Scientist said: I wish for cucumbers. Granted. Here you go: q2mbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaperAviator Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 This disrupts the migratory cycles of birds, whales, and many other species, as well as causing the gregorian calendar to be rewritten and throwing the entire world into chaos. I wish for some szechuan take out with complementary soy sauce packets and fortune cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 Spoiler 7 hours ago, PaperAviator said: This disrupts the migratory cycles of birds, whales Whales? WHALEZZZ? 300 kilometers from the nearest sea?! 2000 km from the nearest ocean?! Indeed, I wished something wrong and broke the things... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaperAviator Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 13 hours ago, kerbiloid said: Hide contents Whales? WHALEZZZ? 300 kilometers from the nearest sea?! 2000 km from the nearest ocean?! Indeed, I wished something wrong and broke the things... you didn't say it would be autumn/winter only for your street... if seasons are working right then your entire hemisphere will be winter... Or if I read your wish wrong and you wanted winter to go away, same thing... This was probably just a derp on my part though(?) Apology for derailing thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux1 Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Granted. What was your wish again? I wish Anthony would come back to smosh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boorang Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 +++divide by cucumber error. please reinstall universe and reboot.+++ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux1 Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 Granted. Please stop wishing for the same thing. I wish Boorang would stop wishing for the same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlitz Kerman Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 (edited) Uhhhhhh... Granted (pssst moderators help!)? I wish that NASA would go to Mars. I wish that Project Rover would return. I wish that I owned an NB-32h (clean cycle) with Moar Engines/Reactor Exhausts and a full luxury suite with faster Wi-Fi invented by humanity in 11/29/2017 AD 4:06 PM and no crashes. I wish that nobody adds any additional details regarding these wishes or my future or past or present. Edited November 29, 2017 by Dman979 Removed political comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 Granted. Your wishes are accepted and queued. Our manager will contact you soon. I wish to submit this reply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piatzin Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 (edited) 12 hours ago, kerbiloid said: Granted. Your wishes are accepted and queued. Our manager will contact you soon. I wish to submit this reply. ....... I wish for an incorruptible wish that will do exactly what I want it to EDIT: Didn't see the rules, my bad Edited November 30, 2017 by Earthlinger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 On 4/9/2012 at 9:19 PM, vexx32 said: Do not make wishes that are designed to be difficult to corrupt. (e.g., 'I wish for this, but not for this, this and this to happen.') Granted but it's against the rules, so you can't use it. I wish for more time when I need it and less time when I don't want it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 Granted. You never want it. You don't need it. I wish to know the siblings of our Sun born from the same protostellar gas cloud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 Granted. But they're jerks. I wish for the next user's wish to be corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nailed it! Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 (edited) Granted systemERROR: wishCorrupter.exe can’t be executed Attempting execution . .. ... FATALERROR: virusFound virusERROR: no Wish.exe systemERROR: corruptedFilesFound Shutting down . .. ... Attempting rebooty . .. ... ERROR REBOOTY FAILED DID NOT FIND BOOTY 3RR0R 1452 3RR0R 413 3RR0R N0 3RR0R F0UND 100101110101101110110010111010110111011001011101011011101100101110101101110110010111010110111011001011101011011101100101110101101110110010111010110111011001011101011011101100101110101101110110010111010110111011001011101011011101100101110101101110110010111010110111011001011101011011101100101110101101110110010111010110111011001011101011011101 BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!! I wish to rebooty my computer Edited November 30, 2017 by Nailed it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
15Redstones Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 Granted, but Windows updates and gets stuck. I wish to land on Jool and return. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delay Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 Granted. You bend the laws of physics to achieve it. Unfortunately this also caused Kerbin to turn into a black hole. I wish to leave the Solar System. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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