Lewie Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 You are given fisch, but it’s three weeks old. I wish for a quasont sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet-creations Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Granted. You have received a WAZZUP sandwich. I wish for a meme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, Fraston said: Your computer explodes. I wisch for fisch. granted, you get an inverted fish, aka a fish in germany. I wi- 1 minute ago, planet-creations said: Zee fisch becometh thy Kraken. I wish for a Kerbi-formed Laythe. (Kerbi-formed = Kerbal terraforming) yee fool, I was just about to post I wish to know how this guy- Just now, planet-creations said: Granted. You have received a WAZZUP sandwich. I wish for a meme. wh-what, how are you doing this? whatever, granted, the meme is garbage and you die. now, I wish to know how this guy and @Lewie manage to post a coherent reply within seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet-creations Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Granted. You know how the replies phase into existence. I wish for a new KSC to be built on Kerbin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, planet-creations said: Granted. You know how the replies phase into existence. I wish for a new KSC to be built on Kerbin. granted, but any spacecraft built on it has 30% less delta-V, and weighs 30 tons greater in dry mass. I wish for a new dog, a pomeranian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet-creations Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Granted. The dog is covered in pomegranates. I wish for Jeb to quit crashing rockets into the surface of Kerbin every 30 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewie Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Granted. But it was built with shoddy second hand materials and fell apart after an unplanned disassembly. I wish for ksp2 to be released right now, but it isn’t rushed or anything. It’s the complete and final game. Granted. Jeb now crashes rockets every ten minutes. I wish for the kerbals to rise up in rebellion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet-creations Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Granted. The Kerbals have started a major war between themselves and the KSC is heavily damaged. I wish for a Kerbi-formed Duna. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewie Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Granted. But after discovering the red planet is red due to the large concentration of chili powder, thus leaving all plants too spicy for Kerbal consumption. I want a 1969 Dodge Challenger that converts into a jet plane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 3 minutes ago, Lewie said: Granted. But after discovering the red planet is red due to the large concentration of chili powder, thus leaving all plants too spicy for Kerbal consumption. I want a 1969 Dodge Challenger that converts into a jet plane. granted, but the jet plane it converts to is 14 km long and requires more fuel than 5000 747ns. 24 minutes ago, Lewie said: I wish for ksp2 to be released right now, but it isn’t rushed or anything. It’s the complete and final game. granted. fun fact, the final game is still garbage. I wish for one of those cool science things with the metal balls on strings. ya'know, the ones that go *tink* *tink* *tink* *tink* as it swings back and forth. one that is normal size, whose existence won't have a negative effect on anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewie Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dirkidirk said: I wish for one of those cool science things with the metal balls on strings. ya'know, the ones that go *tink* *tink* *tink* *tink* as it swings back and forth. one that is normal size, whose existence won't have a negative effect on anything. Granted. Except the metal balls are made of plutonium, and there is just enough to cause a critical mass and fission. So ka plooey, it blows everything to kingdom come. I wish to go to the moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 40 minutes ago, planet-creations said: I wish for a new KSC to be built on Kerbin get KSCSwitcher. It’s a really good mod that works for all versions. 3 minutes ago, Dirkidirk said: I wish for one of those cool science things with the metal balls on strings. ya'know, the ones that go *tink* *tink* *tink* *tink* as it swings back and forth. one that is normal size, whose existence won't have a negative effect on anything. your Newton’s Cradle does so, but it goes so fast that the balls just go <foom> and kill you at high speed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet-creations Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Oh yeah, the spheres are mini Kerbins. Don't forget about that. I wish for meteor showers to be seen from Kerbin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Lewie said: I wish to go to the moon THE NINJA IS STRONK WITH THIS ONE. granted BUTT you don’t have a spacesuit. i wish that as this was the first time I ever got ninja’d, it will never happen again. 1 minute ago, planet-creations said: Oh yeah, the spheres are mini Kerbins. Don't forget about that. I wish for meteor showers to be seen from Kerbin. WAT ZE <FA-face> NOW it will never happen again. oh yeah, the meteors fall on you and murder you okay pls grant my wish Edited April 24, 2020 by HansonKerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet-creations Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 IDK I wish for a Wise Panzer of the Lake in one of Kerbin's oceans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewie Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Granted. But it loves the taste of kerbals. I wish for Futurama to be brought back and have more seasons filmed and released. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 9 minutes ago, planet-creations said: IDK I take this as an absolute win! So I shouldn’t be ninja’d anymoar right 1 minute ago, Lewie said: Granted. But it loves the taste of kerbals. I wish for Futurama to be brought back and have more seasons filmed and released. granted but all the episodes are stupid p00po0 Just now, planet-creations said: Granted, but all copies are locked in hidden safes. I wish for less light pollution. WAT ZE OMG IM DONE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet-creations Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Granted, but all copies are locked in hidden safes. I wish for less light pollution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewie Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Granted. But all the lights emit incredibly high amounts of radiation I wish to be able to play guitar better then Eddie VanHalen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 You break every guitar you touch, making your talent more destructive than impressive performance wise. I wish for less ninja’ing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet-creations Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Granted. You can play the guitar with incredible accuracy, but it only allows one note to be played. I wish for a giant tower of coins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, planet-creations said: Granted. You can play the guitar with incredible accuracy, but it only allows one note to be played. I wish for a giant tower of coins. What the hell did I just say? Ugh. the coins are actually Venezuelan currency. Oh look, the pennies are worth 2 100,000ths of a cent! I demand for there to be fewer ninjas. Edited April 24, 2020 by Fraston Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet-creations Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Granted, the ninjas are now in smaller numbers, but there are now mini-ninjas. I wish for all of these repetitive messages to stop a rocket that is able to travel to all Kerbol system bodies and back and still have fuel remaining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 (edited) Granted. but the part count is so high your computer explodes, and you die. I wish for a fresh, Functional cyber truck that is EXACTLY the same as any cybertruck that you can buy from tesla. wait, why am I wishing for this, my dad already bought one? Spoiler 20 minutes ago, planet-creations said: I wish for all of these repetitive messages to stop it will never stop. Edited April 24, 2020 by Dirkidirk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet-creations Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Granted, but the Cybertruck only has one wheel for some reason. I wish for another race of intelligent creatures roaming the surface of Kerbin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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