Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[planet-creations]

Granted, the limit has been removed and the entire website crashes due to overflow errors.

 

 

I wish for more adorable kerbals.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You have two thousand Kerbals in your crafts, and the VAB/SPH technician crowd has grown ten times. They are so adorable!

I wish the VAB/SPH crowd could secretly smoke and procrastinate when I don't see.

[planet-creations]

Granted, now KSC air is polluted and full of smog.

 

 

I wish for the Mii channel theme.

[Dirkidirk]

11 hours ago, planet-creations said:

Granted, now KSC air is polluted and full of smog.

 

 

I wish for the Mii channel theme.

granted.

 

I wish for KERBALS!!!111!!1!!!

Edited April 29, 2020 by Dirkidirk

[KerBlitz Kerman]

granted, but then they all kill you

i wish for From the Depths to be released   eschool to end

Edited April 29, 2020 by KerBlitz Kerman

[planet-creations]

Granted, but it reappears in its larger form as the sequel.

 

 

I wish for more memes.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Now all your memory has turned into meme-more.

And I wish to ask, can you now recall your name?

[planet-creations]

I grant the granting of grant, who is called Grant of Grants.

 

 

I wish for a slice of pizza.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You put your pizza into the fan. It's sliced.

I wish "pizza" was being correctly spelled as "3.14z₂a"

Edited April 30, 2020 by kerbiloid

[planet-creations]

Granted, you are now eating pi, z^2, and a. You literally just ate math.

 

 

I wish for a giant kerbal mech.

[VoidCosmos]

Granted! You now have only mechanic kerbal in your save

I wish I had 1tb ram

[planet-creations]

Granted, the whole terabyte was filled with KSP copies.

 

 

I wish there were 2 Kerbols and Muns.

[VoidCosmos]

1 minute ago, planet-creations said:

Granted, the whole terabyte was filled with KSP copies.

 

 

I wish there were 2 Kerbols and Muns.

I actually wanted that!

Granted! You now have 2 kerbols inside the Mun

I wish i had a wish

[planet-creations]

Granted, it was a corrupted wish.

 

 

I wish a random egg appeared next to the KSC.

[VoidCosmos]

You just fried it with the exhaust of a rocket engine

I wish i could land on Jool

 

[planet-creations]

Granted, now the only landing target IS jool

 

I wish I could land on the sun.

[VoidCosmos]

Now the sun is the default launch pad.

I wish JEB was dumb

[planet-creations]

Granted, Jeb forgot how to pilot.

 

I wish Duna was terraformed.

[VoidCosmos]

Just now, planet-creations said:

Granted, Jeb forgot how to pilot.

 

I wish Duna was terraformed.

The Mohole is now terraformed

I wish i had a super computer

[planet-creations]

Granted, you stole NASA's supercomputer

 

I wish for Waluigi

[VoidCosmos]

2 minutes ago, planet-creations said:

Granted, you stole NASA's supercomputer

 

I wish for Waluigi

Idk what it is so not granted

I wish for a frying pan

[planet-creations]

Just now, VoidCosmos said:

Idk what it is so not granted

I wish for a frying pan

1. Waluigi.

 

2. Granted, you have received a crushed frying pan.

 

I wish for a 3jrreefe.

[VoidCosmos]

You now get a coral reef

I wish I had a laptop

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You have sat down. Now you have two lap tops.

1 hour ago, VoidCosmos said:

I wish I had 1tb ram

Also granted. Incidentally you ram the wall with 1 tb hdd.

***

I wish the coral reef to be replaced with a visio reef.
(Or at least with LibreDraw reef)

Edited April 30, 2020 by kerbiloid

[planet-creations]

Granted, it has been replaced by a reef of reefs.

 

I wish for an analemma of Kerbol's path in Kerbin skies.