Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Bioman222]

Granted. I am orbital-dropping it onto you house.

I wish people wouldn't use qoutes in this thread.

[crasher925]

granted but i had to use quotes to grant it

i wish for a black hole

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but all of the gravityez that it emits is too much to bear, so you are pulled in and undergo "spaghettification". ("spaghettification" actually is a real word used to describe the things that happen to objects as they enter a black hole )

I wish that everyone spoke english.

[The Deep Space Kraken]

Concedido, pero esto es en Espanol

Please excuse my (probably) bad Spanish

I wish for more wishes for more wishes for more wishes...

Infinite wishes

Edited June 2, 2013 by The Deep Space Kraken

[Spaceisbeautifulul]

Sure, but what defines a wish? Think about that for a second.

I wish that school would be out tomorrow. (Two more weeks, I'm hangin' in there)

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but since you are now not in school when a giant meteor destroys your house, you get crushed by it as well.

I wish that the sinking of the Titanic had never happened.

[Rage097]

Granted. It will happen on the day that you're on it.

I wish More people were on at this time.

[redwolfy]

granted they drown as they are at the bottom of the sea

[CUBE]

No wish.

I wish for death.

[Rage097]

Granted. come closer, and play that metallica music louder.

I wish for omnipotence.

[CUBE]

You know too much. You were killed.

I wish for the value of i.

[POTKC]

Granted. It turns into a grand piano and falls on you.

I wish I had AWESOME MODDING SKILLS AND EVERYONE LOKVED THE MODS I MADE!!!

[Rage097]

Granted. PURISTS.

I wish my eyes weren't so tired.

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted. Now they won't get tired and continues to be excited, until it decides to have a mind of its own and just leave your body.

I wish people won't be annoyed by tons of KSP videos I am currently uploading on my channel.

[Rage097]

Granted. they're so chill about it that they no longer care about them.

I wish I could have some one foreverandeverandevaer......*eye twitch*

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but that someone is a insane (like you apparently ) serial killer.

I wish that I had a secret base inside of the Pyramids of Giza.

[redwolfy]

granted it collapses on you

i wish for the ability to hyper edit life

[Bioman222]

Granted, but you can only hyper edit the Earth into deep space

I wish for Kerbol to shrink into a white dwarf and the kerbals to come to earth on a big space ship.

[Rage097]

...Granted. In order for a star such as Kerbol to become a white dwarf (the remains of the stars core) Kerbol goes Supernova and blasts away Kerbin. Eventually the remains of some Kerbals land on Earth and freak everyone the heck out.

I wish that Ion engines where significantly more powerful.

[POTKC]

Granted. However, they make the game crash.

I wish I knew how to use Blender

[Rage097]

Granted. enjoy your smoothie. that's what you wanted, right?

I wish for more double meanings.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but now nobody knows what anyone means when they say anything at all, due to all of the double meanings for every word.

I wish that I had a plasma sword.

[POTKC]

Granted. You hit yourself with it.

I wish I was Police Inspector Foyle (I hope at least someone knows who that is...)

[Bioman222]

Granted, but you get shot by a Nazi (Based off the tiny reaserch I did)

I wish for Kerbals to visit Earth alive.

[Rage097]

Granted. humanity seems to have disappeared though...odd.

I wish for NO LADDERS EVER!