XerZin Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Granted, It now shrinks everytime and yours will grow.I wish for a helicopter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 (edited) Granted, but it is a copy of a stock helicopter from KSP, and trust me, while hilarity ensues when you fly one of them in KSP, its not very funny when you try and fly it in real life I wish that I had a hot tub Edited June 4, 2013 by (An Original Name) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceisbeautifulul Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Granted, but, er, well, it might be... too hot? For some? Nevermind just go ahead and stick your face in it.I wish for a pony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MGUARN Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Granted but it is a Mlp pony that thinks your strange ,and kills you then takes over earth.I wish for some tea ,and a rocking chair to watch the pony take over earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceisbeautifulul Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Granted, the tea tee-bags you. UNH for da win!I wish I had a samurai sword to defend myself against the pony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Granted, but it is plastic.I wish for a sunny day, an unpoisined, non flammable, non exploding, non loopholed, dead, cream soda and a chair to sit down and watch the apocolypse in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trekkette Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Granted, you're just about to take a sip of your cream soda and the apocalpyse engulfs you.I wish for lilac bushes with red flowers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceisbeautifulul Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Granted, you will be buried alive with lilacs!I wish for a pop tart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Granted. As a bonus, it's on fire!I wish for a second chance to drink my cream soda in heaven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trekkette Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Granted. But it's diet.I wish for a good book to read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Granted, but I have revenge on my diet cream soda by killing you 5 seconds before you open it.I wish for a cream soda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trekkette Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Granted, but you have to share it with me. I backwash xDI wish for an authentic phaser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Granted, but I shoot you with it.I wish for a pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trekkette Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Granted. It has living breathing pooping blackbirds in it. 24 of them, evenI wish for an intact living cute kitten in my lap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage097 Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Granted...its homicidalI wish to be charsmatic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trekkette Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Granted. you are now smothered in the gender that you are not attracted to, and they all want in your pants.I wish for a dozen wishes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceisbeautifulul Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Granted, but I get to use them for you, its all in the fine print.I wish for a pop tart that has no surprising "bonuses" in it. Oh, and it has to be blueberry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Granted, but I read it wrong and it's a poop-tart instead.I wish for this wish not to be a lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage097 Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Granted. Its an ugly truth.I wish for the ability to change my eye color. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trekkette Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Granted. But only once, to puceI wish I could be one of the characters in any of my stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Granted, but I add to the story and this character explodes during the story.I wish for less ninjaness up in the past three posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceisbeautifulul Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Granted, you ninja'd ME though.I wish that this posting rage that's going on right now would go slower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trekkette Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Granted, the thread dies and no one has any fun at allI wish for a pony! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Granted, but it gets hit by a car which is hit by a train. Then it's nuked from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.I wish I didn't just bruttaly murder a pony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceisbeautifulul Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Granted, you brutally tortured it instead.I wish this post is on page 191. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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