What could possibly go wrong?

[windows_x_seven]

The plane in which you skydive from flies over the volcano, unaware of the nuclear meltdown. As you jump away from it, the meltdown gets worse and worse. Toxic smoke now surrounds the atmosphere around you. In a desperate way to get away from the reactors, you open your parachutes and try inclining so that your trajectory gets changed, but the hot smoke completely destroys the parachute, leaving you in a fall to your death. The radiation intensifies as you get closer and closer to the ground. "Why would they build a nuclear reactor there?", you think. Which makes sense, since nuclear reactors need water to cool them down, not blazing hot lava. The thick layer of the smoke is gone, and you can see the ground coming up terribly fast. Your entire life passes in front of your eyes in a millisecond, the heat intensifies. The ground is closer, and you close your eyes, awaiting death.

Poof.

I attempt to swim the Atlantic Ocean. What could possibly go wrong? (I DEMAND EPIC TEXT)

[Dman979]

Epic Text:

YOU DIE. No reverts to launch here.

I ignore a request. WCGW?

[Bev7787]

Guy who requested you finds where you live and murders you.

become a fighter pilot. WCPGW

[11of10]

World peace is declared, all the weapons engineers get together and make automated aircraft, you're out of a job.

I get a job at SpaceX, WCPGR?

[Ethanadams]

every day you work your job in a building annying your coworkers this happens for years nothing happens thoughintill one day youthrough a razor edged paper airplane at the guy next to you. BUT it makes him MAD so made that he QUAKES anger unknownely you have sealed you DOOM but you dont know this so when the next space ship launches he rederect the space ship into you causeing you death from exploding.

i lose 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 mm whats the worst that could happen?

[mythbusters844]

You lose 0.00000000000000000000000000000 000 0 00 0 0 1 mm. However, this can't happen since you cannot "lose" a measurement, so you-and the surrounding city-are immediately annihilated.

I open KSP. What could possibly go wrong?

[Mr_Brain]

As you open KSP, all you visual enhancement mods heat your computer up quite a bit. This isn't a problem for you, though. However, the hot air from your computer rises up into the atmosphere, slightly disturbing the jet stream, which changes the mass distribution of Earth slightly. This changes the gravitational influence Earth has on a particular asteroid, the orbit of which is disturbed and will now hit Earth a number of years from this time. Inspired by KSP, you become an aerospace engineer and, when the asteroid headed for Earth is detected, you become the head of the team at NASA that will deflect the asteroid. You and your team succeed in protecting Earth, and because the hero who saved us all could only do so because of KSP, many millions now buy it. Because of the huge influx of new, inexperienced players, Squad decides to make KSP much easier and more unrealistic in order to appeal to the masses.

You killed KSP. I hope you're happy now.

I build a laser cannon. What could possibly go wrong?

[Windspren]

You'll shoot your eye out! (Christmas Story Reference )

I scare Jeb with my new rocket. What could possible go wrong?

[Mr_Brain]

You post a picture of it on the forums, and it implodes because of all the "Fake! Jeb is never scared!" posts.

I set the moon on fire. What's the worst that could happen?

[FireFaced]

The Mun burns up Kerbol.

I eat a kerbal. What's the worst that could happen?

[mythbusters844]

The Kerbal carried a booster inside your stomach and lights it off there. The exhaust burns through your stomach and skin and propels you to a height of one hundred meters, from which you fall and die (more).

I post this post. What could possibly go wrong?

[11of10]

You post brings forth unimaginable attention to KSP forums, destabilising the Internet in th e process, which has an adverse effect on the world economy, plunging the planet into chaos, anarchy and WW3.

Good work, you just destroyed our only hope of getting a new patch for Kerbal, not to mention seeing the future of spaceflight!

I watch National Geographic Channel while working the night shift, What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

[Columbia]

Air Crash Investigation (or something that's rather scary) starts playing during by the night shift. You're horrified by what you saw, with a lot of gore - traumatizing you for the night. Because of this, you eventually lose focus in what you're doing, and can't perform properly. You go home and get some sleep, but the nightmares from that episode keep bothering you. Due to your degraded performance, you lose your job, home and property. You go homeless and die away.

I listen to Beethoven's Symphony 9. What's the worst that can happen?

[Dman979]

You listen to it in the middle of a Bach fan club, and get beaten more than a kettle drum in 1812 Overture.

I listen to Blarsa Garden Party at 9999999???? decibels. WCPGW?

[Mr_Brain]

The extreme power usage due to the extreme volume causes your electricity provider to cut the power to your home. Your fridge doesn't get any power anymore and your food spoils. That's the worst that could happen.

I explain some math to a friend. What's the worst that could happen?

[livefree75]

He uses it to design a model rocket that goes to 200,000 feet. He later starts his own space program that quickly overtakes NASA and ESA. Wanting a piece of the action, you decide to apply for a job. Without even looking up, the friend says, "Oh, you can be our janitor."

I eat a blade of grass. WCPGW?

[11of10]

It cuts your lips, and while you're sitting there dumbfound and bleeding, a passing priest mistakes you for a vampire and puts a stake through your heart.

I wear my hat while indoors. WCPGW?

[Dman979]

You get a strong reprimand and are forced to relinquish the hat.

I pretend I'm a frenchman. WCPGW?

[11of10]

You surrender to a passing cat. I stares at you confused while you're waving your underwear instead of the white flag. The police comes and arrests you for public indecency. You spend a night in jail, where you learn the wisdom of being a law abiding citizen. Then you are sentenced to life imprisonment when another prisoner hides his stash of narcotics on your person.

I take a vacation from work to have more time to play KSP. WCPGW?

[Flymetothemun]

KSP actually stands for Kentucky Syrup Pancakes, and you end up unhealthily fat from eating the pancakes and have sticky hands from handling them. You also mysteriously gain a previously unknown taste and liking for Kentucky Bourbon and become an alcoholic from it.

I accidentally drop a quarter on the ground and go to pick it up. WCPGW?

[Dman979]

You, being an old man, break your back. You end up paralyzed and in an iron lung.

I shove someone off the side of a building. WCPGW?

[Flymetothemun]

He lands in a dumpster, lives to press charges against you, and you end up with a life sentence in prison.

I eat an ice cream cone. WCPGW?

[Ferdoni]

It's accidently the nose cone of the Eeloo Explorer en you are now on a 4 year journey to Eeloo

I type the letter 'T', WCPGW?

[Bev7787]

It turns out you are playing KSP and you activated SAS...

I bought an iPhone. WCPGW

[Flymetothemun]

It bends, you get mad at it, toss it on the ground, and completely shatter the screen.

I sit down. WCPGW?