King of the Hill

[kerbiloid]

While you are arguing, the hill proclaims independency.

Independent hill

Edited May 2, 2017 by kerbiloid

[StupidAndy]

while they are proclaiming independence, I start a revolution to make me a dictator of the hill

my dictatorship of a hill

[53miner53]

I lead a rebellion of the hill, and became the president of the hill.

my hill.

[kerbiloid]

Your term peacefully ends.

A hill.

Edited May 3, 2017 by kerbiloid

[53miner53]

I get reelected.

my hill

[kerbiloid]

Your opponents run impeachment.

Your opponents' hill.

[53miner53]

The impeachment fails. 

My hill

[Joseph Kerman]

I nuke it.

 

My radioactive (5 sieverts) hill.

[53miner53]

I stop the nuke with another nuke.

my hill that is protected from Nukes by nukes.

[0111narwhalz]

I drop an Orion drive on your hill. Your nukes are but a fraction of the bombardment it has sustained throughout its voyage.

My slightly-flatter hill with steaming Orion drive.

[Joseph Kerman]

I give the hill to Bill Cipher.

 

His hill.

[kerbiloid]

You mispronounce your call, and instead of Bill Cipher summon Richard Cypher.
Seeker's hill.

[Joseph Kerman]

I find the inscription and THEN summon Bill Cipher.

 

His hill.

[kerbiloid]

Together with the hill, Bill Cipher gets very massive and collapse into a sphere.

Spherical hill.

[kerbinorbiter]

I throw Homer Simpson at the hill...

Bart's hill

[53miner53]

I blow up the hill with a spent rocket stage.

crater hill.

[jhousen]

I drop a misbehaving booster and full fuel tank on the hill.

my heavily cratered hill

[kerbiloid]

It's raining.

Sunk hill.

[kerbinorbiter]

i try to ram the hill with a ship...

Edited May 17, 2017 by kerbinorbiter
RAM NOT RAN

[kerbiloid]

You succeeded. A sunk hill with a ship aft sticking out of the water.

[53miner53]

The water recedes.

hill with a ship sticking out of it.

[Joseph Kerman]

I blast the hill with an orbital ion cannon.

 

My flattened hill.

[53miner53]

I dig a hole next to the hill and use the dirt to create a new hill.

my hill.

[Kermunmus]

You hit a gas line while digging and the government uses you hill's dirt to fill the hole back up, complaining about property and mining rights, etc.

Due to complaints about a lack of scenery, a new hill is built and I build my house on it to provide even more scenery, therefore claiming the hill

[kerbiloid]

Squatters come and squat. They don't care, whose hill.