Steal the cookie game

[munlander1]

I trip you, then grab the cookie and walk away.

 

 

[kerbiloid]

I just pour some oil on the stairs.

Free again cook-k-k-k-k-k-...ki-i-i-ie!...

[WinkAllKerb'']

cook is made by cooker

mail cock her to haim

Edited January 31, 2017 by WinkAllKerb''

[TopHeavy11]

Out of the strangeness, I manage to grab the cookie while everyone else (even the commenter) is scratching their heads trying to figure it out.

[Xorth Tanovar]

While you were watching them scratch, I took the cookie.

 

My cookie!

[munlander1]

On January 26, 2017 at 9:56 AM, Xorth Tanovar said:

Nurse feeds me the cookie.

My digested cookie!

My one of my imperial royal guard make you vomit the cookie and reconstitute it. I then let him have it.

His cookie.

[kerbiloid]

The royal guard realizes that the royal order was falsified and calls his sergeant.
They catch the previous poster and throw him into a dark wet dungeon. Then they throw to him the vomitted cookie. That's his only food for a week.
His cookie.

[munlander1]

1 minute ago, kerbiloid said:

The royal guard realizes that the royal order was falsified and calls his sergeant.
They catch the previous poster and throw him into a dark wet dungeon. Then they throw to him the vomitted cookie. That's his only food for a week.
His cookie.

I am the emperor. My vomit cookie.

[kerbiloid]

They report to the real Emperor, that somebody in his dungeon calls himself an Emperor.

Indeed, your cookie.

[munlander1]

On January 25, 2017 at 3:36 PM, munlander1 said:

I come in with my galactic army and use it to establish my galactic empire to rule the Galaxy. I them take the cookie.

 

my galactic empire brand cookie

 

12 minutes ago, kerbiloid said:

They report to the real Emperor, that somebody in his dungeon calls himself an Emperor.

Indeed, your cookie.

Ha ha ha! Is that enough for you! Get in the dungeon while I cleanse this cookie that was half digested into a like-new clean cookie.

My like-new cookie.

[kerbiloid]

The echo of your ominous laughter sinks in the darkness of the dungeon corridor. Nobody responds.
A day later you get hungry enough to begin gnaw the half-digested vomitted your cookie taken from the muddy floor of your cell.

(Meanwhile. the dungeon guards report to the Emperor that you are probably mad. The Emperor tells to his confident eunuch to decide whether just leave you there and forget - or send you a poisonous cookie.)

 

Edited February 3, 2017 by kerbiloid

[TopHeavy11]

I repair my time machine and prevent this whole rather disgusting sherade altogether. I go back in time to steal the cookie dough before it was even baked and did other run of the mill stupid time stuff (i.e. killed Hitler) only to return to a barren and desolate Earth. I think about what I've done and come to the conclusion of "Welp, Earth is toast. Time for Mars!" I bake the cookie dough there.

My delicious batch of Martian cookies.

Edited February 3, 2017 by TopHeavy11

[kerbiloid]

A mutated Martian colonist jumps from under a stone, grabs you with tentacles and drags away, to (his? her?) its lair.

Fresh Martian cookies are laying on sand.

[Xorth Tanovar]

A patrolling Skitarii from the Adeptus Mechanicus finds the cookies, eats most of them, and gives the remaining one to me.

 

My cookie once again!

[A Blitzkrieg of Butts]

TheLegend27 takes the cookie for me.

My mlg cookie

[munlander1]

I change the game. 

 

My cookie.

Edited February 16, 2017 by munlander1
Memy?

[Spacetraindriver]

But then you got bored and looked at the operational end of the Aperture Handheld Portal device while having moon dust on your face.

My cookie.

[kerbiloid]

Mario comes and takes the cookie.

His cookie.

[munlander1]

Wario barrows the cookie and forgets to return it.

 

Worio's cookie.

[adsii1970]

It's a pretty stale cookie by now. Not sure I'd even want to touch it, much less eat it...

The cookie is passed off to @munlander1

[munlander1]

Oh yah!

My cookie.

[Spacetraindriver]

I offer to upgrade the cookie.

Accept?

Y or N

Your contemplating decision cookie.

[munlander1]

Y

[Spacetraindriver]

You cookie now takes the power of 5 replies working together in order to be taken.

Your OP cookie.

[kerbiloid]

Level 4 upgrade appears incompatible with the cookie version. The cookie will be disabled.

New version of the cookie is available on github.